Book Signing Update

 

1. Have you bought a copy yet, OCM? Did you get it autographed? Is there anything in there worth reading? Are there pages for Leftists to color in the pictures? Is it available in Spanish as well as English?

   (- just kidding. i couldn’t start the AM without pulling your leg. -)

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/30/2005  at  09:35 AM  



2. Why do men have nipples? Good question.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       11/30/2005  at  09:43 AM  



3. Men have nipples (according to the book) because the breasts start to develop in the child in the womb before the “gender switch” is flipped. Therefore, both dudes and dames have breastesses. However, once the gender switch is flipped, the man boobs turn into muscle and the women boobs turn into sweater puppies. That’s your science lesson for the day. Class dismissed.

   P.S. Later on in life, both types of boobs tend to sag and surrender to gravity. Sic transit gloria mundi.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/30/2005  at  10:12 AM  



4. Cindy “I shit on my son’s grave” Sheehan just doesn’t get it - her minor flirt with fame ist kaput! She is now simply a laughing stock and news cycle breather for the same media thugs and lefty pimps who put her onto the street corner in the first place.

   The successful whores are those who, like Michael “pass me the chicken bucket” Moore who are consumate marketers and media ass kissers who create and re-create themselves. Sheehan was just a lazy whore who let her pimps do the work. And they have less staying power than the Congress idjits who want us to bug out of Iraq.

   

   Posted by Rickvid       11/30/2005  at  10:43 AM  



5. She could have made it look better for the newsguys if she slowed the line down and made it bunch up by signing every page, all twenty-nine of them.

   Posted by dick       12/01/2005  at  01:15 AM  

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