BMEWS:  Fair And Balanced

 

1. The latest update from CBS news shows that exit polls have John Kerry ahead of Interim Prime Minister Ayad Allawi. This is primarily data taken from the “blue” Sunni triangle.

   Posted by tuffbeingright       01/31/2005  at  09:45 AM  



2. Kerry lowers his head in shame when Falooosha and Florida votes come in at around 11PM and he slinks off to bed.

   Kerry’s women, TaRAYsa and the two daughters, go crazy and swear for 4 hours.

   John Edwards screams and says, “I’m not quitting and I’m a lawyer I’ll sue till the 2008 election.”

   Kerry awakes and tells the handsome boyish Edwards to pound sand up his ass and raises the white flag of Looserville and hands President Bush a Major ManDate (EIMINEM).

   Isreal needs an airbase in Falooosha.

   Posted by Z Woof       01/31/2005  at  04:37 PM  



3. Am I wrong. I seem to remember a voter registration process for the elections.
   I like the Debka Files but the numbers represented there sound like a percentage of eligible voters, not registered voters.
   Damnit - I’m almost certain that there was a voter registration process but can not remember where I saw it.
   Anyway, if registered voters are the only ones allowed to vote then Debka’s numbers are bunk. If anyone of age was allowed to walk in and vote then Debka is probably right.
   God I hope that Debka is full of crap on this. If Debka is right, we will be listening/reading to weeks and weeks of bullshit from the left on this.

   AAAAAWWWWWWW - My eyes and ears hurt already.

   Posted by LC Geno       01/31/2005  at  05:25 PM  

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