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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler    United States   on 01/17/2005 at 07:59 AM   
 

  1. Too bad the vampire is in the UK.  In the US there’s a good chance that the victim may have a 230 grain vampire stopper (.45 cal traveling at 850 fps).  In England they only have sharp sticks ... of course, they have to be registered with the local PD.  HA!

    Posted by Tacberry    United States   01/17/2005  at  03:38 PM  

  2. Hey Vilmar!,
    You know what’s 17” long, and hangs in front of an asshole?

    The necktie on a lawyer!

    Posted by Len - KC    United States   01/17/2005  at  04:07 PM  

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