Better Male Longevity?
sounds like a lot till you realize a single banana weighs about a pound....
Posted by RHJunior
12/21/2004 at 06:18 PM
My wife has a rule for men to live longer…
Be nice to your wife… then she won’t shoot you in the head with your grandfather’s ‘Sweet Sixteen’ sixteen-gauge shotgun.
She also says to screw your wife… often… use it, or lose it., according to her…
Those that don’t ‘use’ it end up with prostate cancer…
My doc confirms this… lack of use seems to contribute to prostate cancer…
so I HAVE to do her… or I might die…
Don’t know… is she just horny, or actually trying to save my life?
