Best Headline Of The Day (so far)

 

1. Maybe they won’t be stinky, but I bet that they haven’t yet conquered the dreaded “skid mark"…

   Posted by Rat Patrol       10/18/2005  at  12:28 PM  



2. So, a man comes into a clothing store and askes for seven pairs of underwear.  The clerk ask why that particular number. “Monday, Tuesday...”. The next customer asks for eight pair—same question, “Monday, Tuesday.. and TWO for Sunday.”

   Oldcatman comes in next (wouldn’t you know) and asks for twelve pair.  The clerk, impressed with his hygiene asks about his schedule, “January, February ....”  

   Posted by Oink       10/18/2005  at  02:59 PM  



3. Ooooooh, Sammy and Verne are at it again!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       10/18/2005  at  03:22 PM  



4. What happened to daily baths?

   Posted by Officer Pupp       10/18/2005  at  03:30 PM  



5. Oink…  

   NOw I have to go change!

   Posted by Carguy       10/18/2005  at  04:48 PM  



6. Fragments of silver....if that’s all it takes, I can just keep some of my old dimes and quarters in my shorts!

   Posted by piccalo       10/18/2005  at  06:10 PM  



7. But will these stop flatulence? Gas is a terrible problem for the Chinese space program:

   In a microgravity environment, flatulence, which contains flammable gases, like hydrogen and firedamp, can more easily ignite.

   An astronauts can be blown away by his or her own intestinal gas, which can also pollute the air inside space capsules, according to Li Tanqiu, an aerospace expert.

   Posted by Christopher       10/18/2005  at  06:48 PM  



8. Wards off gay werewolves, purifies flatulence, popular with astronauts—a panacea.

   In VietNam most of us ditched skivvies in order to catch the cleansing, cooling breezes. Nothing worse than wet skivvies in 100 degree heat.  They came out with quick-drying uniforms fairly soon.

   Posted by Oink       10/18/2005  at  07:41 PM  



9. “The fact that they resist odour build-up is sure to appeal to blokes everywhere who may be slightly challenged in the washing machine department.”

   Is it me or are those panties a bit feminine for the BLOKES?

   For myself, I prefer boxer-briefs over thongs.

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       10/18/2005  at  08:05 PM  



10. Colon trolling microbes are non-discriminatory............they don’t know the difference between pong-proof pants or regular pants..........

    Posted by Dottie       10/18/2005  at  08:23 PM  



11. Thanks for the medical facts Dottie; I sorta suspected that Ronco would market these via late-nite info-mercials.

    For health, once-per-week is sufficient.  Good birth control also.

    Posted by Oink       10/18/2005  at  08:48 PM  



12. Now all those guys who steal underwear won’t have anything to sniff.

    Posted by mt       10/18/2005  at  10:31 PM  



13. Girl to guy: “Is that a roll of quarters in your pants or are you glad to see me?”

    Posted by Macker       10/19/2005  at  09:18 AM  



14. Hasn’t anyone ever heard of bathing, hot water, detergent, and freaking bleach?!!!!

    I wonder if all of the wired underware will set off the metal detectors in airports and such enough times for them to start to ignore stuff like bombs and firearms.

    Good Lord, what a bunch of crap!!!

    Posted by babylonandon       10/19/2005  at  04:46 PM  

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