Barking Moonbats On Parade

 

1. Too fucking funny.

   These belong in the Moonbat Hall of Fame.

   Posted by Vilmar       05/27/2004  at  06:27 PM  



2. You remember how, in the last Harry Potter movie, there was a character based on Vladimir Putin? I hear the next one has a character based on Al Gore. “The Gormentor” or something like that. Just by entering a room, he sucks out all the joy and wit. He can give a candidate the kiss of death with a simple endorsement.

   I’m not sure this is suitable for children.

   Posted by Bob Hawkins       05/27/2004  at  09:11 PM  



3. A suitable quote:  “They couldn’t get a clue in a field full of horny clues during clue mating season if they smeared themselves in clue musk and did the clue mating dance.” Which if you think about it - is probably an insult to other clueless folk.  Nahhhh.

   Posted by D0T       05/28/2004  at  04:07 AM  



4. BUSH LIED - PEOPLE DIED!

   Posted by Um Yeah       05/28/2004  at  11:39 AM  



5. CLINTON SUCKED - WE ALL GOT F**KED!

   Posted by The Skipper       05/28/2004  at  11:51 AM  



6. Look like the llls are sniffing about, Allan.  ;)

   BTW, great site!  Thanks for all the hard work.

   Posted by Thoolou       05/28/2004  at  06:32 PM  



7. OUTSTANDING work! Thank you Allan!

   Posted by Severa       05/28/2004  at  11:39 PM  



8. In order for political satire to be funny, it must be based in truth. The above classification is VERY FUNNY!!!!

   Posted by JDKSR       05/29/2004  at  06:34 AM  



9. Another species of moonbat shows itself, this time it’s “moobatus trollus stupidus,” who trolls on conservative websites and spits out stupid cliches.

   Keep up the good work guys.

   Posted by Fraydog       05/30/2004  at  02:53 AM  



10. DID WE SAY THAT????

    It is amazing how the facts are unimportant to so many, and how soon fools like “Um Yeah” forget! So, who lied, Um Yeah?  (Read through to the bottom!)

    “One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line.” - President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998

    “If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction program.” - President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998

    “Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face.” - Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998

    “He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten time since 1983.” - Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb 18,1998

    “[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the US Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq’s refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs.” - Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin (D-MI), Tom Daschle (D-SD), John Kerry (D - MA), and others Oct. 9.1998

    “Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process.” - Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998

    “Hussein has chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies.” - Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999

    “There is no doubt that ... Saddam Hussein has invigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies.” - Letter to President Bush, Signed by Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL,) and others, December 5, 2001

    “We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and the means of delivering them.” - Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002

    “We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.” - Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

    “Iraq’s search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power.” - Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

    “We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction.” - Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002

    “The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons...” - Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. ! 3, 2002

    “I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security.” - Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9,2002

    “There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons within the next five years . We also should remember we have always underestimated the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of mass destruction."- Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, WV), Oct 10, 2002

    “He has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11 years, every significant UN resolution that has demanded that he disarm and destroy his chemical and biological weapons, and any nuclear capacity. This he has refused to do” - Rep. Henry Waxman (D, CA), Oct. 10, 2002

    “In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including Al Qaeda members. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons.” - Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002

    “We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence that Saddam Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing capacity for the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction.” - Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL), Dec. 8, 2002

    “Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime . He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America’s response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction . So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real. “ - Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003

    Posted by Bill Hodges       06/06/2004  at  01:08 AM  



11. Fell out of my chair laughing at this....especially the one about Sharpton.

    Posted by 1badcossack       06/12/2004  at  02:01 AM  



12. My anti-moonbat 10 year old son loves the one with Chirac-though if he “les bark"s at me once more I might be practicing some retro-active abortion-big grin. He already thinks that moonbats are total losers. Yes Virginia. There is hope for the next generation.
    Barb

    Posted by annoying little twerp       06/17/2004  at  11:17 PM  



13. Wow. This site gives another reason why republicans are subhumans.

    Posted by Jacques       07/02/2004  at  04:38 PM  



14. "Wow. This site gives another reason why republicans are subhumans.”

    Troll, troll, troll your boat
    Gently down the stream
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
    A life is what you need!

    Posted by Chris       07/03/2004  at  11:46 AM  



15. "Wow. This site gives another reason why republicans are subhumans.”

    Wow. Posts like the one above give another reason why Leftist Democrats aren’t seen as the sharpest knives on the chopping block.
    If they are HONESTLY so turned off by the Republicans, why even bother logging onto a Conservative website? Is it another subconscious, deviant, [Leftist Democrat] fetish behavoure involving their lust for Republicanism?
    Their stupidity says one thing while their obvious actions of taking the time to type their indignation says another..."hypocrisy".

    Posted by Bill Hodges       07/05/2004  at  04:11 AM  



16. Anyone got a clubat for the moonbats?

    Posted by Imperial Insulter General, Jimmy The Chu       07/13/2004  at  06:25 PM  



17. Can I get a moonbat stamp on my hunting license? Or maybe it should just be a culling permit!

    Gotta link this from my blog...can I? Huh? Puhlease!!!

    Wait...too late.. already did it!

    Posted by Roy       08/09/2004  at  02:42 PM  

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