Barking Moonbat Of The Week

 

1. Isn’t this what always happens to men with absolute power, surrounded by ass-kissers?  Like Saddam, pretending to have an active WMD program—because he thought the fear would prevent us from invading?  Like Hitler invading Russia or declaring war on the US following Pearl Harbor?

   Why don’t these guys get married?

   IF A MAN SPEAKS IN A FOREST, AND HIS WIFE ISN’T THERE TO HEAR HIM, IS HE STILL WRONG?

   (what say you, Barb?)(A.L. Twerp)

   Posted by Oink       02/12/2005  at  09:19 AM  



2. Oink, here’s another memorable quote from “Team America” to follow up on your comment:

   “See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”

   Posted by The Skipper       02/12/2005  at  09:29 AM  



3. Yeeewwwww GROSS 

   [Is that like the test to determine if your roommate is gay? (His dick tastes like shit)]
   
   Speaking of demented megalamaniac assholes, I mean Kim of N. Korea , since you use a fair number of quotes from Friedrich Nietzsche, how ‘bout you including this old graffiti in your ever-changing quotes:

   God is dead! --Nietzsche
   Nietzsche is dead --God

   Posted by Oink       02/12/2005  at  09:41 AM  



4. Right Oldcat, war is like carpentry:  think twice, fight once.  (measure twice, cut once).  AND, a Kim who says he has nukes is not the same as one who actually has them.  As we learned with Saddam.  The fact that our military is over-committed is a factor.  BUT if he actually has nukes and is prepared to use them… Also, there are countries around N. Korea who are capable of acting—unlike Iraq. 

   Old Marines actually do hate war.  War Sucks .. as someone said on his blog.

   Posted by Oink       02/12/2005  at  11:24 AM  



5. War is a lot like pool too. 

   If we nuke Kim Jong let’s consider our leave.

   There is no Hell there is only France.

   War is my sheperd.

   Posted by Z Woof       02/12/2005  at  11:51 AM  



6. Ate Rosemary Ewe at Sabitinis in Roma, delicious.

   The beef suks in Florida and Italy.

   Posted by Z Woof       02/12/2005  at  12:34 PM  



7. My, my! We are all sure a weird bunch this Saturday AM , ain’t we? (screw ewe?)

   Posted by The Skipper       02/12/2005  at  02:39 PM  



8. In answer to your question Oink-YES!

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       02/12/2005  at  06:54 PM  



9. Dear Barb,

   I’ve never had a woman say otherwise. 

   (To those who’ve lost the thread, see the first post, bold print)

   Posted by Oink       02/12/2005  at  07:11 PM  



10. How about getting Kim to sing an encore of “I’m So Ronery?”

    Posted by Gen. George S. Patton       02/12/2005  at  11:31 PM  

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