I smell copyright infringement…
That turd looks suspiciously like the Planter’s Peanut guy.
BTW, I’d like to thank the Skipper for changing the music. ‘Twilight Tone’ beats ‘Who’s in the White House’…
If I ever figure out how to do that, visitors to my site will be subjected to Zager & Evans.
Name the one hit they had…
In the year 2525 ..
If Mister Floatie is still alive ..
Yeegads, Christopher! You wouldn’t actually subject your readers to that would you?
Send Mr. Floatie to Davy Jones, and send the rest of the moonbats with him. Let a subduction zone do the rest.
Geez......it would take a GIANT pooper-scooper to take this guy out..........
See? I told ya. If Canada melts down or joins the US, where would the mirth come from? Who’d ya have to poke fun at anymore?
And you can’t say we’re not up for a little fun. Gee, dog sled races, curling and now Mr. Floatie, Eh?
Sorry, that’s way over on “The Island”. Too far from where I am and too expensive for the ferry. Besides, I’d risk running over Mr. Floatie. Heh.
-Dan D,
Canuckistan
Yes, I would subject people to 2525. Have you ever listened to the rest of the album? I’d be doing you a favor.
Mr. Floatie, a big brown stinky movement -
Lent his fame to the Canuck’s gov’ment.
The people are screamin’, “Who shat this ina drink?!
Oh, for cryin’ out loud that shit don’t sink.
The U.S. is cryin’ “FOUL”, oh don’t let it float down..
What we don’t need here is a lot more brown.
Canucks!..listen up good - when yer bowels start moveium..
Tighten up yer sphincters an’ spare us your effluvium.
Oh. Yuck.
More like a cross between the Planters Peanut and Mr. Hanky!
A Definite rip-off of South Park’s Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.