Bamboo: is it straw or sticks?

 

1. "locals are famous for their pig breeding skills” - Insert your own joke here. I’m working on something about “makin’ bacon...”

   “The British Pig Executive (Bpex)” - Really?!? SERIOUSLY!?!?! There is a grown man (or group) going around bragging about being the British Pig Executive?

   Attractive blond in bar: “What do you do for a living?”
   Man: “I’m the British Pig Executive.”
   Blond: “Take me ... here ... now...”

   “EU pig welfare reforms” - we have those in America as well, only we can it Food Stamp reforms…

   Posted by CenTexTim       04/25/2012  at  05:51 PM  



2. "can” above should be “call”

   Posted by CenTexTim       04/25/2012  at  05:51 PM  



3. First, these winds are soley due to manmadeglowballwarmeningthatwilldestroytheworldandkillusall!

   Then, do they call these The Big Bad Wolf Winds? They should!

   Finally, pork futures drop on falling bricks!

   Posted by Rickvid in Seattle       04/26/2012  at  10:27 AM  

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