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Allan! How crappy that you had to meet an illegal immigrant in such a, um, nasty way.
I hope that the meds take care of your aches and pains until you heal up (and I hope your healing up goes quickly). Relax a lot over the next few days and take your pain meds!
So what gun do you suggest we use for Open Season? Shotgun? Pistol? Or do we go for the Secret Ninja Death Neck Snap?
Posted by Romeocat
12/15/2004 at 12:00 AM
HOly shit allen. Rest up and comfort yourself with the thought that if you crush this guy into at least 60 pieces, maybe the bus will take him back then…
Posted by kermit
12/15/2004 at 12:19 AM
That’s the suckiest, suckified shit I’ve ever heard, Allen. You got the double-whammy on that one! First you got screwed in the rear and then you found out the asshole ain’t even gonna pay for his fun.
Damn sorry to hear it. Hope you have a quick recovery!
Sue INS for allowing the crudnik back in. And how did he get a driver’s license, and if he doesn’t have one, how did he get the car? Why isn’t/wasn’t he in jail awaiting deportation?
About 35 years ago a guy with a license under his third alias, three previous revocations and no insurance creamed me head on. Thanks to wearing a seatbelt in a time when they weren’t so common, I survived, but feel effects of that crash even today. My nice 66 ‘Vette was a total loss and I was out thousands.
I’ve had about all this crap I can stand, and my car is curently just fine.
So I can imagine how you feel; I’m sorry for your misfortune, and I wish you a speedy recovery.
Heal quickly and completely. Maybe some good will come of this...I just wish I knew what it was. I hope GEICO does the right thing by you and you see a new *paid for* vehicle in your drive soon. Perhaps if the folks with the so called deep pockets had to pay for the damage caused by THOSE WHO SHOULDN"T BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. The deep pocket folks would go to the congress critters and senatescum twist their arms behind their backs and demand they take care of a very serious problem which has been ignored for too long.
Again, get well soon and may this all end up being nothing more long lasting then a bad memory for you.
Allan, I’m so relieved to know you’re all right. Perhaps a talk with the local prosecutor will get this jerk up on charges of assault with a deadly weapon. Something’s gotta be done about these people who come here, don’t learn the language, don’t follow the rules, yet get away with everything. I hope you don’t hurt too bad tomorrow.
Just woke up and saw this post. I am not a happy camper, Allan.
Does the fucker have n Alabama license? Any way to track down HOW he got it? Is the fucker being held in jail to make sure he pays?
Not sure it will do much good but if there is a way you can contact Michelle Malkin and tell her what happened she may know someone you can contact or something you can do. She’s big into illegal aliens.
How about writing the Homeland Security weenie AND the President explaining the cost to our economy because of these fucks. After all, not only will the Gecko have to pay you off but you will lose time at work. Meanwhile Jose walks away free.
What about local (state) representatives demanding what they are doing to stop this nonsense. It’s cheaper to fly these fucks back then to have to deal with the messes they leave behind. And before they get shipped we take full body and face photos, iris scans, fingerprints and DNA.
DAMMIT, this shit pisses me off!
Remember to use .22 short, that way they’ll wander off your property and die in a ditch somewhere ... at least that works with other large varments. So I’m told.
Posted by Tacberry
12/15/2004 at 07:15 AM
Bad deal Allan. But ya ain’t busted up and
you’ll get new wheels for Christmas AND ya
got meds dude. Statistically ... 1 in 5 such
incidents would be involving an illegal que
no? But, I did a little research on yer
behalf and suggest site for yer new rig ...http://www.bulletproofmfg.com/ NOW THESE
folks make some bumpers.Get better man, there’s all that shoppin’
traffic out there and you with a rental car
...you’ll be screamin’ C’MON YA BASTARDS
HIT ME ...C’MON HIT ME ... MERRY FUCKIN’
X-MAS MWA HA HA HA HA !!!Posted by Steel Turman
12/15/2004 at 07:43 AM
Hot damn, Allan. Here’s to a speedy recovery and equally speedy justice against the asshole who hit you.
When I was a kid, my mom was hit head on by a drunk driver (no insurance, suspended license, etc etc..) and trying to get justice for that was sheer hell.
Sorry about the bad news. Good thing is that there were no injuries of a serious nature so that you can do the right thing and seee to it that the SOB doesn’t get away and if he does then make sure the next ones sent packing back across the border
Bummer, been there done this, you have my empathy....
Hey take care of yourself no need to prove how macho you are (your friends already know and F*#$ the rest of them)…
You’ll feel worst on day three after then it’ll get better. If they gave you muscle relaxants (Flexerill, etc.) DO NOT use them and go to the hot tub. Have you ever had your muscles turn to jello?
Whne they discontinue the Tylex or what ever,iboprophen works better for this kind of pain than acidameniphen.
Don’t release the medical portion of the insurance till you’re sure ther won’t be any PT needed. Also make sure you get all your personal stuff out of the jeep before you sign off on the settlement or you get a check to replace it…
In the mean time take it easy…
Posted by Ric
12/15/2004 at 11:14 AM
Sue them and make them work as your yard man/personal servant for life. Take care of yourself and try to have a Merry Christmas anyway.
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