A.W.O.L.

 

1. No Allan! What will us Cub fans do without our leader? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
   Barb*look of grief-stricken terror*

   Posted by annoying little twerp       07/22/2004  at  09:39 AM  



2. Vilmar: (now that Allan is gone), standing in front of Barb and swinging a pocketwatch saying, “You are getting sleepy.”

   Barb: instantly falls asleep (hey, anyone who believes the Cubs (smirk) will win is already easily gullible so follow along, OK?)

   Vilmar:  when I snap my fingers and you wake up, you will switch team allegiance to the Yankees.  You will attend all the Cubs (smirk) games and
   attempt to snag as many fly balls as possible from the gloves of Cub players. 

   Barb:  OK! (bright eyed little moppet look on face!)

   Vilmar:  SNAP!!

   Barb (to husband): Honey, I have this hankering for attending all remaining Cub games.  Wanna come along? I also need an outfielder’s glove. (yells, “GO YANKEES!!!!")

   BWAH HA HA HA!!!!

   Posted by Vilmar       07/22/2004  at  10:01 AM  



3. Allan, you WILL be missed, but have no fear, because Vilmar CAN stear the helm of BMEWS with strong hands, talent and will.

   Mr Minority

   Posted by Mr Minority       07/22/2004  at  12:36 PM  



4. We’ll miss you, hope all is well. Enjoy your liberty, see ya when you get back....

   Posted by Ric Brandt       07/22/2004  at  04:34 PM  



5. How can the mere Propaganda Minister delegate authority to the Benevolent Dictator?  Quo Warranto?!  Or is the conn not authority?

   Posted by Han Ng       07/22/2004  at  05:31 PM  



6. Vilmar,

   LEAVE BARB ALONE! DON’T MAKE ME COME BACK AND STAGE A PALACE COUP!

   Han,

   It is beneath the dignity of the Benevolent Dictator to handle the conn. He merely dictates imperial policy. And there is nothing “mere” about me, dipshit!

   So there.

   Now, I’m outta here (unless some other wiseass wants to start trouble).

   -- Allan

   Posted by The Skipper       07/22/2004  at  06:07 PM  



7. Will miss you Allan- hope whatever personal matters you need to attend to will work out.......I know Vilmar is more than able to take care of things while you are away.........Not to make things worse, Barb, the Cards are ahead in the game tonight......My Jimmy Baby hit another homerun tonight - he is a cool dude- have taken care of him in my ER in the past..........Go Cards!!!!!!

   Posted by Dottie       07/22/2004  at  11:25 PM  



8. Hey Vilmar, NOT BLOODY LIKELY!*sticks out tongue-wriggles nose* Barb

   Posted by annoying little twerp       07/23/2004  at  12:32 AM  

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