Attention: Goat Lovers!
That will make it just that much easier for the camel humpers.
Posted by piccalo
11/16/2005 at 03:41 PM
WOW if that bill goes through, I hope that OINK thinks long and hard about traveling to MassaTwoShits. Sorry, I just had to do it
The bill would strike down several sections of the current penal code criminalizing adultery, fornication and the advertisement of abortion, the reported stated. It also repeals what appears to be a sodomy statute forbidding abominable and detestable crime against nature, either with mankind or with a
beast.
Thanks for the heads-up Andy. I gotta take a harder look at this one.
1. adultery & fornication as crimes—good riddance
2. advertisement of abortion - the abomination itself is legal, why should advertising be banned?
3. abominable and detestable crime against nature with mankind—lose it! Let the mankind himself decide
4. against a beast --speaking as a beast—it would depend on whether it was Angelina Jolie or Ted Kennedy, wouldn’t it?Posted by Oink
11/16/2005 at 05:16 PM
Ultimately, these people are slitting their own throats. Lifting the ban on abortion ads is just going to paint a set of crosshairs on anyone putting up an abortion sign. And isn’t AIDS/HIV generated and spread by bestiality, sodomy, etc.? You’d think that the crowd who’s the most concerned with stopping AIDS would be against legalization. I’ll never understand why the Left ultimately kills itself, like the symbol of the snake eating its own tail. On the other hand, if they’re gonna implode, I’m sure not gonna stand in their way.
Maybe when Oink and OCM make the big move to Massachewshitts they’ll stop here in western Ohio and say hello. I-70 is just south of me about 20 some minutes.
In all seriousness: I don’t care what consenting adults do in their own privacy. If nobody dies, it’s nobody else’s business. I don’t even care if there’s more than the usual number of consenting adults engaging in such activities. HOWEVER When they want to ram aberrant behavior in my face and demand that I accept and condone it by calling it normal and acceptable in the community, I’m drawing the line.
Jester: Suggestion—let’s distinguish between “really
-ty idea” and “ought to be illegal”.
SK: That’s one of my big problems with gay marriage. Assuming the government ought to get involved in the question, it’s forcing me to accept instead of just minding my own business (tolerate).
Posted by Oink
11/16/2005 at 08:31 PM
What consenting adults do behind the doors of their own residence is their business. It is none of mine. However, if they decide to mount a multi-screen and broadcast what they are doing with 100 chickens at the same time tends to be an invasion of my privacy. (apologies to the Colonel!)
As far as the advertising of abortions, that one is self correcting as the local religious folk will rapidly descend on the unlucky establishment and probably burn it down.
The Massatwoshits legislature will then have to go back into session to see if they can have open seasons on fundamentalists and lawyers. If we get real lucky, they could wipe themselves out in a couple of years and we could have a lottery to see who gets Boston.
Or alternatively, who doesn’t get it ..... just a thought ...... maybe we could send all the people from Jersey up there, seeing as how the Princeton boys think it’s going to sink.
Those BeanTowneronions (Boston) are passing Socialized Medicine as we speak.
The media just can’t see it or report it.
Same in NJ, WI, VT, PA, HI, NY,........
The media calls it Health Care Reform in the states instead of Socialized Medicine.
Posted by Z Woof
11/17/2005 at 07:32 AM
Socialized medicine, just read the article about the eye-eating ants in India…
Fortunately I do not live in the MassOfTwoShits, aka the DCPRoM (Democratic Communist Peoples’ Republic of Massholeshusetts), but I do have the absolute misfortune of working in that foul and evil nest of vipers. So 5% of my income goes to pay for the lunatic horde of the corrupt and evil mass state legislatos, pork barrel projects and to support FatBoy Kennedy’s alcohol and junkfood addictions. Taxation without Representation.
Two hundred and thirt years ago, Massachusetts was the Cradle of Liberty. Today it’s the foul viper’s nest of
socialist 
masshole 
corrupt iberalist 
lunacy.
Dot? No.
Facts first. Ideology second. Look at the survival rates of similar patients in different hospitals. EVERYBODY knows which hospital to avoid in his/her local area. Obvious to a cow.
Posted by Oink
11/17/2005 at 11:13 AM
And food is food: haggis, kidney pie, ludefisk, Vegemite.
Check the bong, it’s contaminated by hairballs.
Posted by Oink
11/17/2005 at 12:01 PM
I’m just a little concerned about the rules at OCM’s house. I mean, I hope that certain things aren’t compulsory. You know, the goat part. Although if he has a particularly attractive ewe....
Check out his blog photos. He has some hot pussy(ies)!
Posted by Oink
11/17/2005 at 01:03 PM
I had to go look up ludefisk.
Lutefisk: A traditional Scandinavian dish prepared by soaking air-dried cod in a lye solution for several weeks before skinning, boning, and boiling it, a process that gives the dish its characteristic gelatinous consistency.
Doesn’t sound all that appetizing. I might try it once, just to see. Ya never know. I tried that green stuff in lobster three times before deciding not to finish it off.
We finally did get mom to stop putting kidney in the steak pie. The challenge was getting her to put in mushrooms. Too far removed from the way she learned to make it, I guess. She’d usually forget.
Common USMC comment about the chow: “Mmmm, Mmmm! This is just like Mom used to make!”
Except, of course, Mom didn’t in it ...
As a child, Garrison Keillor was encouraged to “try a little” Lutefisk. He says that trying a little was like throwing up a little.
Posted by Oink
11/17/2005 at 01:32 PM
Just a thought: I find myself not wanting to know how/why OCM knows so much about female farm animals.
Doe a goat—a female goat
Life on the farm is pretty laid back, nuthing’ and OldCatMan like him can’t hack
The Hiiillls are alive, with the smell of Ganja
When you’re down on the farm, and ‘ya wanna stay warm, Propane
When the CatMan gets Old you can’t let him get cold, Propane
It’s so high, It’s so high, It’s so high, Propane!
Posted by Oink
11/17/2005 at 08:32 PM
OCM, I didn’t know what a female goat was called, TY. I do know that a female sheep is referred to as a ‘ewe’, therefore my use of the word was intended to indicate a female sheep.
I have my standards, you know.
Great songs, Oink.
Mr CatMan .... lend me your bong
I wanna see what makes ev..ry..one else wrong
- Mister CatMan, you’re such a putz (boom boom boom)
You’re always belching, and scratching your nuts.
Posted by Oink
11/17/2005 at 11:00 PM
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Damn! Now I’ve got that damn song as an earworm.
Glad you took it so well! We did have an unconscionable amount of fun at your expense whilst you were
passed outasleep!Posted by Oink
11/18/2005 at 09:03 AM
Kerr: “Earworm”, never heard the term, but immediately recognize the meaning—love it! Is it Scottish? And is the earworm any kin to the critter Khan put in Chekov’s ear on Ceti Alpha Five?
Posted by Oink
11/18/2005 at 09:09 AM
Hey now! Don’t start that “earworm on Ceti Alpha Five”
That thing gave me nightmares for a month! 
Nah, it’s an expression I picked up on the web. (where else?) It seemed appropriate to me too. It’s not exact but it seems to convey the idea well.
I sorta lost touch with the Star Dreck movies after a while so I was fortunate not to be exposed to the nightmares that Jester seems to have suffered.
You’ve earned the honor, OCM. Indeed, there is nobody more deserving.
But Stin, I must admit that the “Wrath of Khan” was the best of the lot (how many of them were there? Too many!), and not just because ol’ Ricardo could act circles around anyone else in it. The ending was what made it a real grand slam, since the final battle had that WW2 submarine warfare feel, and of course it had Nimoy’s final sacrifice and all (which the writers crapped all over by bringing him back right away). Anyhoo…
Jester, you may be headed for the “Dipshit” award. The Skipper is a bigger Trekkie than me. Roddenberry was a Navy man and got his stuff right. “Wrath” took a lot from “Moby Dick”. Finally, Star Trek is like
—there’s no such thing as a bad one. Just some’s better than others.
Posted by Oink
11/18/2005 at 08:23 PM
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