Antidote

 

1. Goddam if I could.  We need a more dispassionate observer, like Barb/Twerp, who won’t be distracted by boobs and pussy.

   Posted by Oink       01/30/2005  at  06:57 PM  



2. I don’t see him. But if you say he’s there, I volunteer to go in after him.

   Posted by basil       01/30/2005  at  08:06 PM  



3. "Antidote” is not the right title for this photo montage.  The “Cause of Tsunami” photo is the antidote.  In case of Viagra overdose, just stare at that picture for 30 seconds.          

   Posted by Oink       01/30/2005  at  08:27 PM  



4. I looked-and didn’t see nuthin’ but a plethera of skanky ho’s.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/30/2005  at  08:43 PM  



5. But… aren’t those the best kind?

   Posted by basil       01/30/2005  at  08:47 PM  



6. Not for me.  I doubt I would trust many of them in bed, and none of them out of it.  Think with your big heads instead of your little ones, guys.

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/30/2005  at  09:33 PM  



7. Tannenberg:  God gave men both a brain and a penis.  But only enough blood to operate one at a time.

   Posted by Oink       01/30/2005  at  09:49 PM  



8. (chuckle) He also gave us the ability to choose which one should be operating.  Get burned enough times and you learn .

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/30/2005  at  09:54 PM  



9. Lesseeee Now ... Men, Sex, Learning???

   Naaahhh! 

   Do you know why so many men give their penis a name?

   It’s because you want to be on friendly terms with someone who does all your thinking and makes all your decisions. 

   Posted by Oink       01/30/2005  at  10:38 PM  



10. Holy shit!  I’m thinking that mayhaps I’m frequenting the wrong blog. 

    Between the slut queens and the cigs for queens, I’m feeling a bit ‘unarmed’.  Penis wise, that is.

    Posted by beermeanie       01/31/2005  at  01:38 AM  



11. Find who?

    Posted by Needtawrite       01/31/2005  at  03:29 PM  



12. You can get shots for that beermeanie.

    It will lower your voice and enhance your muscles too.

    At least you will be able to think with added clarity.

    Posted by Z Woof       01/31/2005  at  04:03 PM  



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    Posted by Oink       01/31/2005  at  04:38 PM  



14. That disclaimer won’t help oink.

    1.  I did not say I recommend any type of shots.

    2.  I did have a client at the Holiday Health Clubs in Denver who did take shots and her voice kept dropping.  But I was tellin’ her to stop on the shots and her free weight program & machines.  Exactly like Matt Furey advertises on this blog.  Matt is an Iowa boy here in Tampa Bay just like me.  You can trust Iowa guys when it comes to exercise.

    3.  As far as male hormones givin’ beermaenie added clarity is common knowledge I think.

    SO I would think you should want to pay damages oink.

    Posted by Z Woof       01/31/2005  at  05:18 PM  

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