Another Teacher Creature Feature

 

1. Damn man!  None of my teachers ever looked as good as her!  If they had, I would have paid a lot more attention to after school activities.
   

   Posted by rudebadger       01/26/2006  at  08:20 AM  



2. Damn! Born too late.

   Posted by StinKerr       01/26/2006  at  08:41 AM  



3. OOps, I meant “born too soon”

   Musta got that old song title in my head instead of what I meant. Duh. 

   Posted by StinKerr       01/26/2006  at  08:43 AM  



4. My theory is there is a strong correlation between this type of crime and the woman teacher having a tattoo.  If a women teacher has a tat, look out boys, she’s coming for you. ( har har ) It appears Ms Patch has a nice tat on her right arm. 

   I would recommend that whomever hires these people check for tats. (Especially the lower-back variety. )

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       01/26/2006  at  08:52 AM  



5. When I was in high school, we had a very fine teacher (probably mid 30’s at the time) who taught Junior English and Literature.  Almost nobody made it out of that school without having one of her classes.  Mrs. Humphrey.  She was called “The Hump” 1) because most of the boys dreamed about it, and 2) she seemed to have no problem describing her sexual exploits with her husband in class.  Not at random times, mind, but in literature, the subject comes up on occasion, and she would compare descriptions in a book to things she’s done and shock the girls and give the guys boners just thinking about it.  Half the kids would try out the various things she mentioned on the weekends.  Sometimes I miss high school.  Just sometimes.

   Posted by John C       01/26/2006  at  10:13 AM  



6. FOC I agree with you there does seem to be a link between lower back tatoos and this behaviour! Maybe it’s some kind of virus!

   Posted by LyndonB       01/26/2006  at  10:22 AM  



7. THE WINNER IS !!! (from the link)

   Boca Raton, Fla., music teacher reportedly slept with ( ) 11-year-old former student, and also had a simultaneous sexual relationship with the boy’s father.

   OINK WANTS TO KNOW!!???  Does “Simultaneous” mean a. Around the same time, or b. menage a trois , same bed—a sandwich job.

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2006  at  10:43 AM  



8. A 17 year old boy exploited sexually? Somehow that doesn’t make my blood boil. That it was a teacher in a position of trust—fire her ass & call the cops.  Are there not more male teachers being “seduced” by young female students?

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2006  at  12:46 PM  



9. Taking 1 step back… Hey it’s just a matter of time till a home-school case of this comes up Somewhere.... maybe in Kentucky? Or Alabama? ;)

   Posted by Infinity       01/26/2006  at  12:49 PM  



10. Finally a hot teacher.

    Posted by Tyler       01/26/2006  at  01:41 PM  



11. JohnC: I can count on one hand the number of female teachers who, if they had described their sexual exploits, wouldn’t have given us nightmares and driven us into Cistercian Monasteries. 

    Also, that was some school you attended.  I imagine the reaction at my high school, long ago, if one of the students had asked her parents if soixante-neuf was as hot as Mrs. Humphrey said it was.

    Posted by Oink       01/26/2006  at  01:57 PM  



12. "I imagine the reaction at my high school, long ago, if one of the students had asked her parents if soixante-neuf was as hot as Mrs. Humphrey said it was.”

    That’s beautiful.  You pig.

    Posted by commander0       01/26/2006  at  09:35 PM  



13. Commandero: Thank You.  I know it’s gauche to laugh at your own jokes, but I got the giggles a couple of times today imagining Principal Hensler and the School Board meeting.

    First order of business: “Exactly what is soixante-neuf”?

    Posted by Oink       01/26/2006  at  10:30 PM  



14. Um...69????

    Posted by Macker       01/26/2006  at  11:17 PM  



15. OINK Trebek: “Macker, in the form of a question, please ..”

    Posted by Oink       01/26/2006  at  11:36 PM  



16. Phobos: Good for you! Don’t tell .. his name.     

    Posted by Oink       01/27/2006  at  01:21 AM  



17. Just looking at her pic makes me wonder: Since when did Bjork move to the U.S. and take up teaching as a profession?

    Posted by shinjinrui       01/27/2006  at  01:40 AM  



18. Yeah, not much fantasy material in my school days. There was a chemistry teacher on her first year in the classroom. Wasn’t worth a   as a chem teacher, even the honor roll kids were struggling, maybe she’d have been worth a

    Probably.

    Posted by StinKerr       01/27/2006  at  04:33 AM  

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