Annual Family Shootout

 

1. Hmmm, don’t leave in a huff?

   Posted by Kirk       11/26/2005  at  10:27 AM  



2. Kirk.

   Let’s see… Someone wants you to leave the house and punctuates this demand with “warning shots”. Isn’t it time to get the hell out of there?

   Posted by StinKerr       11/26/2005  at  02:28 PM  



3. I didn’t think this caliber (no pun intended) of redneck existed outside of Oklahoma…

   Posted by Jester       11/26/2005  at  03:13 PM  



4. Jester, my former son-in-law (due to divorce) came storming into our driveway, got out and rushed up to the porch so he could kick my ass.  Too bad that the cops were already there.  I told him to get his sorry ass in the car and never come back and that if he, any friends, associates, etc. ever trespassed I would shot any and all.  The cop told me to go back inside.  The cop also warned the maggot that it might be a good idea to listen to what I said since there was no anger in my voice when I said it something about it being a ‘got to take out the trash’ voice.  We didn’t see his sorry ass for at least eight months after that.

   That was in S.E Kansas around 25 miles north of the Kan/Ok border.  Have you guys lost any of your rednecks lately?

   Posted by Kirk       11/26/2005  at  07:57 PM  

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