Annie Gets Her Gun

 

1. “We despise you, so we accuse you of being somebody we otherwise defend!”

   ---MSM to Michael Gannon

   Classic.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/25/2005  at  09:00 AM  



2. Do you or Allan have any nudie-pics of Ann, preferably dipped in chocolate?

   Posted by Oink       02/25/2005  at  09:56 AM  



3. Her brain is sexier than any democrap chick’s body.  Add in Ann’s physical appearance and wow ...what a women.  She should breed ...alot.

   Posted by CT       02/25/2005  at  11:21 AM  



4. CT: I’ll betcha Vilmar & Allan are so selfish that they wouldn’t tell us if she put out a call for volunteers ..

   Posted by Oink       02/25/2005  at  11:33 AM  



5. Oink, if I had pictures of her dipped in chocolate theyd be the ones I took of her and NO, I would not share!   

   Posted by Vilmar       02/25/2005  at  11:45 AM  



6. Meow!--Meow!--Meow!--

   Pardon me, do you chaps have room in here for one more tired old tomcat?

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/25/2005  at  04:17 PM  



7. Ruth (wife) was pretty disgusted with men as a concept, not me in particular. This was after the second husband, in her group of women friends, had been caught getting some nookie on the side.

   I tried to name some good examples of males, other than me, of course.  Our sweet, gentle cat Simon came walking in the room. I said, “Now Simon is a good example.”

   “Yeah, of the benefits of castration !”

   Posted by Oink       02/25/2005  at  04:30 PM  



8. Boy, you done screwed the pooch this time, pal.

   You tried naming good examples of males nadit never once crossed your mind to mention the Benevolent Dictator and the Secretary of War?

   Allan, what are we going to do with this guy?  He seems incapable of learning. 

   Vilmar: Hey, what’s that sound I hear? 

   Allan, playing charades, makes noises like a pussy (cat) and a whip together.

   Vilmar:  What????????  Ohhhhhh, I get it, his wife was in the room.  Rrrright.

   Posted by Vilmar       02/25/2005  at  04:44 PM  



9. PERFECT ALIBI --This was three years ago!

   Posted by Oink       02/25/2005  at  04:47 PM  



10. Vilmar, Oink ain’t got a prayer. Da boy done lost it. He be p-whupped, fer sure!

    An’ if’n he tinks he can harASS us ‘cause he be nutless, we gon’ haf to pinch his liddle head off. Maybe de big head too.

    Posted by The Skipper       02/25/2005  at  04:49 PM  



11. My wife also reports that a survey among married women revealed that:

    85% thought their ass was too fat
    10% thought their ass was too thin
    5% Didn’t care, and loved him just like he is

    Posted by Oink       02/25/2005  at  04:50 PM  



12. Allan, notice how he keeps changing the subject and avoiding the issue?

    Posted by Vilmar       02/25/2005  at  04:55 PM  



13. I can prove it was about three years ago, since one of the unplanned offspring is about 2 1/2 years old.

    Secondly, I’m the man of this family. (Honey, can I wear mine tonite —all the other guys will be wearing theirs..  )

    Third, maybe placating and changing the subject, you are right about Hunter Thompson.  The son-of-a-bitch shot himself with his wife on the phone, and his daughter and 5 year old grandchild in the house.  There goes the chronic pan & depression alibi.  AMF Hunter.

    Posted by Oink       02/25/2005  at  05:07 PM  



14. Tsk, tsk, tsk .... you’re right, Vilmar. He’s trying to change the subject again. Methinks we need to have a talk with his wife and see if we can convince her to let him wear the family jewels maybe .... once a month?

    BWAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA-HA ....... 

    Posted by The Skipper       02/25/2005  at  05:30 PM  

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