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Ann Coulter on the Cover of Time?

 
 


Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   on 04/18/2005 at 11:35 AM   
 
  1. HA HA HA HA… hahahaha..

    You go, boy....

    Posted by Phoenix    United States   04/18/2005  at  12:38 PM  

  2. I was hoping someone would post the AC-with-pistol photo.

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   04/18/2005  at  01:53 PM  

  3. She’s a hottie! To bad they have her with a Beretta 92 probably in 9mm no less.  A strong personality such as Ms. Coulter deserves a powerful weapon.  Give her an American piece, say a 1911 Government, or a S&W 629, and she’d be off the charts!

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal    United States   04/18/2005  at  02:53 PM  

  4. God, am I glad I didn’t venture to guess that the pistoli in her capable hands was a Taurus.

    A Sig wouldn’t look bad...although I always hated that grip-safety.

    I also think that the Weaver stance would more-become her. Profile, and all that…

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   04/18/2005  at  03:06 PM  

  5. Being a VERY heterosexual young woman, AC is probably the only female that I could *ahem* turn lesbian for.  wink

    Moving on…

    Posted by U2warrior05    United States   04/18/2005  at  03:17 PM  

  6. Puss, Ms. Coulter might be too much for you.  You might want to share with Stan.  There IS an awful lot there....

    U2 - I was thinking the same thing.  I was even thinking it without ‘turning’ lesbian.  Something about that piece she’s holdin’…

    Posted by Phoenix    United States   04/18/2005  at  03:44 PM  

  7. In a heartbeat is all I’m sayin.  Yeah, that and I’d even buy her the crackers.

    Posted by prairie biker    United States   04/18/2005  at  05:29 PM  

  8. Where are her safety glasses?  Yeah, picky picky picky....but today I am the designated Site Safety Officer.  Are we even sure that is a real gun? It looks vaguely like my daughters pellet gun.

    Posted by yatalli    United States   04/18/2005  at  06:43 PM  

  9. Well, uhhhhhhhhhh… I wasn’t paying all that much attention to the pistol.

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   04/18/2005  at  06:47 PM  

  10. HOW TO TALK TO A PISTOL PACKING MAMA by Stan

    Stan:  “Um,… hello, Miss Coulter… I’m Stan,.. and, um.. I was wonderin’.. I was thinkin’..if you were of a mind to… those are nice shoes!.. Are they Manalo Blahniks?  So pointy and lovely.. um.. I was wantin’ to ask.. um.. well,… if I was to shed my duds...er… um… and lie down… that is, if you would allow me to be supine in your presence… um.. would you be so kind as to walk on me?”

    Ann:  “If you must.”

    Posted by Phoenix    United States   04/18/2005  at  09:42 PM  

  11. Can I leave my hat on?

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   04/18/2005  at  10:02 PM  

  12. You Can Leave Your Hat On
    ------Randy Newman

    Baby, take off your coat...(real slow)
    Baby, take off your shoes...(here, I’ll take your shoes)
    Baby, take off your dress
    Yes, yes, yes
    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on

    Go on over there and turn on the light...no, all the lights
    Now come back here and stand on this chair...that’s right
    Raise your arms up in to the air...shake ‘em
    You give me a reason to live
    You give me a reason to live
    You give me a reason to live

    Suspicious minds are talking
    Trying to tear us apart
    They say that my love is wrong
    They don’t know what love is
    They don’t know what love is
    They don’t know what love is
    They don’t know what love is
    I know what love is

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   04/18/2005  at  10:07 PM  

  13. Hey Jen(U2Warrior)-I thought you were gonna turn lesbo for ME! downer
    *walks VEEERY quickly away-laughing like hell*

    I like ANN but she’s too $%^@#*# thin!
    -speaking of ‘thin’- now might be a good time for me to post my EATING DISORDER RANT!

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   04/19/2005  at  03:50 AM  

  14. Too thin indeed.

    Besides real women only need one hand.

    I have this thing for redheads… tongue rolleye

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  07:06 AM  

  15. Everyone, please back off…

    OCM is showing obvious indications of rabies…

    Indications: excessive droooooling…

    State and Federal authorities have been informed…

    But rabies shots are scarce…

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  09:24 AM  

  16. OK Oldcatman, she’s yours…

    Office pool started… says you can’t ‘get it up’… Ann is too intimidating for OCM. Says you will back off…

    Just in case you do get lucky… I’ve printed up some tickets…

    Posted by Christopher    United States   04/19/2005  at  03:19 PM  

  17. Cheese, which Sig are you talking about? My P-220 has no safeties, other than “Dont pull the trigger if you dont want to fire a round”.

    Posted by Wyrm    United States   04/19/2005  at  10:59 PM  

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