Ann Coulter on Soccer

 

1. Soccer is for Euro trash and third world alchoholics.  There, I did my part.

   Posted by grayjohn       06/26/2014  at  07:30 PM  



2. Soccer is not a sport

   Play a real mans sport like hockey, football or baseball

   Posted by rlabutis       06/26/2014  at  08:44 PM  



3. Baseball? Isn’t that the sport where the infield talks to themselves to stay awake?

   Posted by Christopher       06/26/2014  at  08:53 PM  



4. No falling asleep playing hockey!

   Posted by rlabutis       06/26/2014  at  10:22 PM  



5. We look down on soccer because it doesn’t cost enough. There’s no equipment! One ball per village is all it takes! A wedge of bark in front of your shins! No custom shoes, no special arena, no hi-tech carbon nanofibre gizmos, nothing! It doesn’t even need large loud chrome plated engines!

   It’s poor boy shizz; kick the dead cat about until it falls apart. Very Turd World.

   On the other hand, it beats bocce, boules, and (almost beats) curling. All of which are the same sport: rolling rocks at a cow pat. Pitching pennies. Darts for people who haven’t yet invented walls or pointy things. Curling has some appeal because, even though we know it’s Shuffleboard In Winter, at least the stones look like they could be used as some serious THOR SMASH weaponry.

   Posted by Drew458       06/26/2014  at  10:46 PM  



6. Chess is more exciting. Especially if it’s game/5min.

   Posted by Christopher       06/26/2014  at  11:21 PM  



7. VERY good Christopher.  Has more meaning for me because (and sorry now I didn’t save it)
   there was an article by someone covering sport in the USA, who only a few days ago wrote that America was ... “finally” playing real football and that Americans have gone soccer mad in huge numbers. Wish I could find that damn thing. I didn’t think there’d be much interest and anyway, I didn’t buy into it. Looked like wishful thinking to me.
   The image btw is exactly what I think, but I have to say, that’s also my reaction to basketball.

   Posted by peiper       06/29/2014  at  10:03 AM  

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