Animals In The News

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler       on 01/12/2005 at 07:11 AM   

1. I hear than in Kentucky they’ve found a new use for sheep. 

   Wool. 

   Posted by Oink       01/12/2005  at  09:43 AM  



2. He’s a baaaaaaaa-d boy.

   Posted by basil       01/12/2005  at  10:19 AM  



3. The guy never would have been caught if he didn’t ask the Victoria Secret saleslady what size panites a 120lb goat wears.

   Posted by Tacberry       01/12/2005  at  11:01 AM  



4. If the ACLU pennywhistles are not presently trying to rescue the guy, it can only be because we do not yet celebrate diversity quite enough....

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/12/2005  at  12:20 PM  



5. Just when you think the sick freaks can’t get any worse.

   Posted by Archangel       01/12/2005  at  06:15 PM  



6. I though it was Scotland that had the “problem” with animals*grin*
   Ah Scotland-where men are men...and the sheep are nervous.  

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/12/2005  at  07:03 PM  



7. Out in the barnyard, the chickens do their number.
   Out in the barnyard, the owner’s deep in slumber.
   Jump in the goat pen—next time I’ll leave my shoes on.
   Grab the wool, do a two-and-a-half, next time I’ll leave my pants on.

   (To the tune of “Barnyard” by Brian Wilson.  I suppose I should apologize, and will, as soon as he apologizes for taking 37 years to finish “Smile.")

   Posted by Gary and the Samoyeds       01/12/2005  at  08:59 PM  



8. "Syphilis,” the proper name of a fictional shepherd, entered our language in a long poem composed in 1,300 verses of elegant Latin hexameter and published in 1530.”
   A.L.Twerp: is it significant that my ancestors came from Scotland and I was born in Kentucky?

   Posted by Oink       01/12/2005  at  09:51 PM  



9. Oink: I’m also Scots-descended from William Wallace(Clan Wallace).
   Lessee- You’re Scots and a former MARINE!
   I-like totally-salute you SIR!

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/13/2005  at  02:22 AM