And so it begins? The Great Debate, early statements

 

1. Yep, Rachel rocks.

   Posted by cmblake6       03/21/2008  at  05:55 PM  



2. That means when Obama uses the phrase “typical white person”, he deserves to have his figurative ass kicked just like Whitey’s figurative ass would be kicked for saying “typical black person”. It means Reverend Wright is an asshole of a racist just like David Duke. Play fair or don’t play at all.

   You missed one.

   Posted by cmblake6       03/21/2008  at  05:58 PM  



3. Not sure where to stick this parody, so here ya go!

   THE CONSERVATIVE:
   Ell Gee Eff, Blogosphere setting
   And the world don’t know that the world is getting
   The creme de la creme of the blog world in a
   Show with everything but Ronald Reagan

   Time flies—doesn’t seem a minute
   Since the Liberal blogs had Barack Obama in it
   All change—don’t you know that when you
   Play at this level there’s no ordinary venue

   It’s Iowa --
   or New Hampshire --
   or Huffpo—or --
   or this place!

   THE LIBERAL:
   One night in Politics and the world’s your toaster
   The media are dummies but the stories ain’t free
   You’ll find a laugh in every pile of bullshit
   And if you’re lucky then the reporters plea
   I can feel a headline sliding up to me

   THE CONSERVATIVE:
   One town’s very like another
   When your head’s so full of your importance, brother

   THE LIBERAL:
   It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity
   To be fibbing to your fans, insteada fibbin ta the media

   THE CONSERVATIVE:

   Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowing, liar, stinking politician
   --

   THE CONSERVATIVE:
   Four thousand dollar girls, warm, sweet
   Some are set up in the Spitzer suite

   THE CONSERVATIVE:
   Get REAL! You’re talking to a voter
   Whose casts his ballot for the floater
   They keep their mind below the waistline, sunshine

   THE LIBERAL:
   One night in politics makes a hard man humble
   Not much between despair and ecstasy
   One night in politics and the tough guys tumble
   Can’t be too careful with your company
   I can feel the Rodent walking next to me

   THE CONSERVATIVE:
   Albany’s gonna be the witness
   To the ultimate test of filandering unfitness
   This grips me more than would a
   3 AM phone call or political change mantra

   And thank God Deans only watching the game --
   controlling it --

   I don’t see you guys rating
   The kind of fate Paterson’s contemplating

   I’d let you watch, I would invite you
   But the queens he screws would not excite you

   So you can bet they’ll go back to their code pink rallies,
   Anti war protests --

   COMPANY:
   One night in Politics and the world’s your toaster
   The media are dummies but the stories ain’t free
   You’ll find a laugh in every pile of bullshit
   And if you’re lucky then the reporters plea
   I can feel a headline sliding up to me

   One night in politics makes a hard man humble
   Not much between despair and ecstasy
   One night in politics and the tough guys tumble
   Can’t be too careful with your company
   I can feel the Rodent walking next to me

   --One Night in politics, from JeremyR

   Posted by Jeremy       03/21/2008  at  08:32 PM  



4. Jeremy, for everyone who has managed to forget 1984, this might help

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   Pretty great work, keep it up!

   Posted by Drew458       03/21/2008  at  10:38 PM  



5. Typical white person - uh, HWCBN’d - how would you know?!? Or are you showing your ‘bred into your experiences’ (or whatever doublespeak you muttered)racist/nonracist ‘tude?!?
   The fact that he is not apologising all over the place, dropped the Right Rev Wright like a hot potato, been dumped as a inexperienced and misguided candidate the next day and is given a pass by so many in America (not to mention as still being seen as the next coming of the messiah) to unite us all despite our ‘bred into our experiences’ Typical Racist Attitudes.

   If it weren’t the election it would be a crock - sort of like that Webb guy who went all balastic on GWB at that Freshman Congresscritters meet and greet and then had the boo boo with the gun through the detector - oops is there pie on my face?!? He (being, I guess a Typical White Person) is toast, probably never to see another term - meanwhile HWCBN is still chugging along as a ‘viable’ candidate. . .

   So exactly where is the White Man holding this black (not bi-racial), racist, socialist empty suit down?!? From my chair, he has gotten to where he is, given pass after pass and probably will be POTUS simply on the fact that he is black (not bi-racial) and too many people in America are afraid to point out the black robes in his closet - talk about a self-hating situation gone wild. . .Man no wonder this guy is the most Liberal in the Senate - it is personal with him - never forget the other keen self haters working to destroy America - Soros and Msssss Code Pinko herself, Media (nee Susan) Benjamin. . .What a trifecta that will be to cause Civil War Part Deu.

   Since when did ‘entitlement’ (woman, black, POW) become the primary impetus for a person’s qualification to run for President? When did experience (or lack thereof), abilities, beliefs, values and fitness fall by the wayside?

   I’ve always voted for President way back to Nixon (sorry but I have always been a Republican) - I went to college, I am educated and keep up with books, newspapers, and now the Internet, I have been employed and even returned to college - and I’ve lived all over the US plus twice overseas - when did America go to hell and how come I never noticed it happening?!?

   Posted by wardmama4       03/22/2008  at  10:58 AM  



6. Rachel Rocks alright!  Rev Wright put it all in perspective for us average white folks, thanks for letting us all know how you feel about that!  It will surely help me decide my vote......

   Posted by lateforwork2       03/22/2008  at  11:32 AM  

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