And Now For Something Completely Different

 

1. Over to the right 5 inches, and down 1 inch.

   Posted by Sergei       03/03/2006  at  01:31 PM  



2. OK, I’ll spot this time. But next time, you spot and I’ll go lay a wet one on ‘em.

   Posted by Tiberius Gracchus       03/03/2006  at  01:37 PM  



3. SERGEANT ROCK(Dove) SEZ: SCRAG HIS ASS!!

   (rock dove, commonly called a pigeon—in French, ‘pigeon’)

   Posted by Oink       03/03/2006  at  01:38 PM  



4. Allright, Sarge, I’ll go...But if I make it back, we WILL be talkin’ about more hens in the
   ol’ coop, if you know what I mean!!!

   Posted by Crawdaddy550       03/03/2006  at  01:50 PM  



5. (NOT a caption, just a comment) I swear, that’s a scowl on the bird’s face…

   Posted by Oink       03/03/2006  at  01:53 PM  



6. If you had to eat the crap you find on the ground over in Sandistan, you’d scowl too!!!!

   Posted by Crawdaddy550       03/03/2006  at  01:59 PM  



7. O.K., chief-- you shoot it, I’ll retrieve it.

   Posted by Happy_Retiree       03/03/2006  at  02:12 PM  



8. “ Sgt Smith qualified EXPERT on the range today, while his trusty sidekick got the M-16 next, and qualified BIRDSHOT ”

   

   Posted by SouthernDoll       03/03/2006  at  02:32 PM  



9. craefish: I dunno, those camels eat some interesting stuff, and don’t digest it all.

   (That’s what I’ve heard.)

   Posted by Oink       03/03/2006  at  02:32 PM  



10. Air Recon - Target at 1 click, just left of center and closing - take the sucker out.

    Posted by T       03/03/2006  at  02:50 PM  



11. "Hey, that was my sister that you just shot”

    Posted by Rat Patrol       03/03/2006  at  03:01 PM  



12. That’s because he is a .... wait for it .... wait for it .... drum roll ....

    BIRD COLONEL

    

    Posted by The Skipper       03/03/2006  at  03:05 PM  



13. If you’re in uniform, you’d better not be photographed giggling by the media. They’ll have your ass.
    Which is, of course, my reason for not laughing uproariously at The Skipper’s caption ...

    Re: #8—He qualified ‘BIRD’

    Posted by Oink       03/03/2006  at  04:36 PM  



14. Pardon me, would you be able to direct me to Trafalgar Square?

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       03/03/2006  at  08:15 PM  



15. Wabbit season!

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       03/03/2006  at  08:21 PM  



16. ...and the Statue of Lord Nelson, thereupon?

    (I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Albu-koiky!)

    Posted by Oink       03/03/2006  at  08:30 PM  



17. Shoot anytime.  I’ll get there first.

    Posted by Officer Pupp       03/03/2006  at  08:43 PM  



18. haha this is great! I needed 5 captions for my blog, but it was relatively easy with this kind of classic shot!

    #5 Bird: ‘I still say go with the RPG, but hey.. You’re the one holding the gun’
    #4 Bird: ‘I said NO headshots damnit!’
    #3 Bird: ‘I’ll have you know, these “No Fly Zones” are REALLY starting to piss me off..’
    #2 Bird: ‘BTW tough guy, just thought you should know.. your safety’s on.’
    #1 Bird: ‘Cover Me.. I’m going in’

    thx to the skipper

    Posted by saus       03/03/2006  at  09:20 PM  



19. "Remember kids: Peace Through SUPERIOR FIREPOWER!”

    Posted by Macker       03/03/2006  at  10:13 PM  



20. There was a pretty bad movie produced in the 70’s that had all of the murder victims covered in bird crap.  Pretty funny in this context.

    Posted by Kirk       03/04/2006  at  09:48 AM  



21. British version of your spy in the sky,

    Posted by bulldog       03/04/2006  at  11:28 AM  



22. why have i got a yankie flag? i want this one back

    Posted by bulldog       03/04/2006  at  11:34 AM  



23. Hee-heee! Don’t blame me, Bulldog. The software displays the flag of the country your ISP originates in. I just checked you IP address and it looks like AOL switched you over from their London gateway to their US gateway in Virginia two days ago.

    You were on a 195.93.21.* subnet (London) but now they’re routing you through a 172.202.176.* subnet (Virginia). It looks like AOL wants to make you an American. Of course we’ll have to vote here at BMEWS as to whether we want to allow you entry or not.

    What say you, gang? Shall we adopt this blighter?

    

    Posted by The Skipper       03/04/2006  at  11:49 AM  



24. Thumbs   OOOPS!  Only if he cleans up his language and learns Englitch. 

    Posted by Oink       03/04/2006  at  12:06 PM  



25. oh say can you see, bla bla bla, no i dont wont to end up like oink, wot the fuck is up with my englitch you wanker, im leaving aol,

    Posted by bulldog       03/04/2006  at  02:18 PM  



26. i like this now im a yank! you british barstards we kicked your ass, if you want to make something of it, see me at oinks house

    Posted by bulldog       03/04/2006  at  02:24 PM  



27. shit my flags back, ocm i think aol know what im up to, just waiting till bill runs out, allso moved loads of stuff,from aol ect ect

    Posted by bulldog       03/04/2006  at  02:30 PM  



28. I say Let ‘im in - Anybody who’s an advocate of Winnie is a good bloke in my book.

    Posted by T       03/04/2006  at  03:43 PM  



29. T: He thinks it’s Winnie-The-Pooh

    Posted by Oink       03/04/2006  at  03:53 PM  



30. fat little pig, winnie. oink oink.

    Posted by bulldog       03/05/2006  at  02:58 PM  



31. "Now let’s see that Cheney A-hole take a shot at me!”

    “Who are you calling a ‘Dove’?”

    “I’m not a real bird of prey, I just play one on TV.”

    Posted by tuffbeingright       03/06/2006  at  07:01 AM  



32. The new, low-cost “Predator II” drone is ready for battlefield testing.

    Posted by Rat Patrol       03/06/2006  at  08:18 AM  

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