An Open Letter

 

1. Skip, you found Ala! She absolutely rocks, and is verrrry easy on the eyes. 

   But, she’ll kick the ass of anyone who crosses her or America. Be warned, dhimmies!

   Posted by Rickvid       01/25/2006  at  03:50 PM  



2. I guess we can assume that our intelligence was listening in on that, LOL

   Posted by Officer Pupp       01/25/2006  at  04:11 PM  



3. Someone asked in a past related topic why Osama doesn’t show his face.  I’ve read what I think is the best hypothesis: he’s altered his appearance, maybe plastic surgery?

   Could he be disguised as Michael Jackson??? See below “MJ Spotted in Robe & Veil”

   Posted by Oink       01/25/2006  at  05:07 PM  



4. Oink, if he has altered his appearance via “plastic surgery,” I will wager that he underwent the “surgery” involuntarily.

   As in or something of the sort.

   Maybe next time he can undergo a complete “surgical” rearrangement.  Of everything.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/25/2006  at  07:23 PM  



5. As for Ala, I like her in-your-face style, beginning with the picture.  In fact, that is less a picture than a gesture of defiance.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/25/2006  at  07:24 PM  



6. Tann: That makes sense too.  Simpler is better.  Or maybe he’s just shaved and got a flat-top with whitewalls. 

   As for not being able to find him, half the FBI couldn’t find bomber and cop-killer Eric Rudolph in North Carolina.  Finally some deputy ran across him at a dumpster.  I had wondered if he was overseas.  Very anti-climactic.

   Posted by Oink       01/25/2006  at  07:36 PM  



7. Anti-climactic, yes, Oink, and it was purely a matter of dumb luck.

   As for the “search,” so far as I could tell, it began as a bungle and ended as a farce.  The more protracted it was, the more farcical it looked, and one may be forgiven for wondering just how hard the “searchers” were really trying--or how qualified they were to be on any sort of wilderness errand to begin with.

   But the affair did serve, I suppose, to placate and appease a certain malodorous and mouthiferous part of Slick Willie’s voter base.  And that was too often Slick’s general definition of success.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/25/2006  at  08:14 PM  



8. Nothing like a few Hellfire Missiles or Napalm to give osama a “facelift"…

   I figured he’s shaved off the beard, grown a pony tail and drives a cab or runs a falafel stand in Detroit.  He’d fit right in (and he allegedly speaks excellent English already).

   Posted by Rat Patrol       01/26/2006  at  08:42 AM  



9. Good points!

   Regarding Rudolph, there was a terrific article in, I think, the NYTimes Mag. Maybe The New Yawker? I was amazed because a liberal rag ran a pretty good story about the FBI and helicopters 24/7 running all over the fugitive’s small North Carolina town.

   The point was made that, just because the locals didn’t like the invasion, didn’t mean they liked what Rudolph had done.  I expected the author to write “the brilliancy of me among the hicks”—and he didn’t.  Anyhow, hundreds of agents over hundreds of days couldn’t located the guy.  Back when the three civil rights workers were murdered in Mississippi, it was only a huge reward that located their bodies.

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2006  at  09:09 AM  



10. Speaking of the search for OBL (aka Dirty Old Bastard), maybe the Malaysians are on to something here:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060126/ap_on_re_as/malaysia_bigfoot

    Posted by Rat Patrol       01/26/2006  at  01:09 PM  

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