An Irish Farewell ….

 

1. The pinko bastard doesn’t deserve such a sweet sentiment.
   
   I wrote CBS that I would no longer allow their programming in my house until:

   Rather and his producer are fired, or

   they admit unequivocally on the prime time news that they had an agenda to smear Bush and that the dubious National Guard “documents” were rushed to air because they fit that agenda.

   Posted by dick       11/23/2004  at  05:28 PM  



2. Don’t watch him, never did. 

   However, I am glad that, after March, he won’t be there to give fodder to the other worthless tripe factories of the MSM.

   Posted by beermeanie       11/24/2004  at  02:22 AM  



3. (Dan Rather announces that the New Media has forced him into retirement...)

   Everybody’s high on consolation
   Everybody’s trying to tell me what’s right for me
   My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
   but it’s plain to see that they can’t comfort me

   Sorry Charlie (Charlie, a Kerry reference to Vietnam) for the imposition
   I think I’ve got it, got the strength to carry on
   I need a drink and a quick decision
   Now it’s up to me, ooh what will be

   Chorus:
   He’s Gone Oh I, Oh I’d
   better learn how to face it
   He’s Gone Oh I, Oh I’d
   pay the devil to replace him
   He’s Gone - what went wrong

   (Talk radio, Bloggers, Bin Laden videos, etc)

   Up in the morning look in the mirror
   I’m worn as his tooth brush hanging in the stand
   my face ain’t looking any younger (need more Botox...)
   now I can see love’s taken his toll on me

   He’s Gone

   Think I’ll spend eternity in the city
   let the carbon and monoxide choke my thoughts away
   and pretty bodies help dissolve the memories
   but they can never be what he was to me

   He’s Gone

   (apologies to Hall & Oates...)

   Posted by Christopher       11/24/2004  at  09:06 PM  

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