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Lock and load!
And why were gun control laws first passed in the US? Southern Democrats passed them so free negros couldn’t shoot back at the KKK.
And why were gun control laws passed in Nazi Germany? So Jews couldn’t shoot back at the brown shirts.
Congratulations Mr. Mayor, you’ve joined a quite illustious company.