Almost…..Almost!!!

 

1. I was drivin’ listening to Rush Limbaugh and Rush wanted to know if he should shut down the show for the rest of today because of Hillary and her mad dash to the ER. 

   I hope she is able to run for President in 2008 along with Al Gore and Jenjis John Kerry.  That way we could see a lot more pictures of X-Pres Bill and Monica.

   I heard Hillary was walking into a Catholic church and she went into a coma.  She probably got too close to a cross.

   ABC News said; Belly Problems

   Posted by Z Woof       01/31/2005  at  04:33 PM  



2. Belly problems.Really.
   whens she due and is it hers?

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/31/2005  at  05:18 PM  



3. Well what I heard was in Detroit on Eight Mile Road they were dancing in the streets.  To be more precise they were Fruitcakin’ with Eminem.

   Fred Durst and Eminem bake off can be seen live here

   Posted by Z Woof       01/31/2005  at  05:31 PM  



4. Dude, it’s the “belly problem”? All I could think of was Total Recall when the alien poped out of that guys gut. But, that wouldn’t be much of a change from what “IT” is already.

   Posted by Tyler       01/31/2005  at  05:45 PM  



5. "Too close too a cross” real good, and likely. 
   I was thinking, maybe you could placate “the Girls” (e.g. Beermeanie & Twerp/Barb) by running some beefcake shots. (naked guys)
     Girls?  Uh, how big do the women get where you come from, Oink?  Just anticipating!

   Posted by Oink       01/31/2005  at  08:36 PM  



6. Dammit guys, I don’t even want to hear her name unless the report has the phrase “Clinton double tragedy” or “died suddenly”.  Get the picture?  Not that I don’t like them or anything but....
   I’m lying.  A pox on both of them.

   Posted by dick       01/31/2005  at  10:44 PM  



7. Tastefully clothed “gentlemen” would work.Clothes on please!
   I also think R. Lee Ermey is OOH-RAH!
   -I have a thing for older men-SO?

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/31/2005  at  11:00 PM  



8. The belly of the Hildebeast?  Hmmm.....

   Posted by beermeanie       02/01/2005  at  01:16 AM  



9. What is older to you Little Twerp?

   I used to think 25 year old women were “older.”

   Now my daughter is that age and people like Hillary’s girl.

   Hillary is BAAAAck.  She left the ER and gave another speech, so says FOX News.

   Knowing health insurance as I do, I bet she will be charged an ER “access fee”, probably $75, if she was not admitted as an over-night guest of the hospital.

   Those HMO “co-pays” will kill you.  Today some HMOs and group health plans have co-pays all the way on RX.  Like 20%, 30% or 50% co-pays on brand name drugs, pathetic.

   Montel Williams says his MS RX is $1,500 a month.  50% of that “Brand Name” product is a lot.  That’s why HSA Qualifying Health Insurance for $60 a month with a $2,600 deductible, that pays 100% there after, on covered expenses, to a lifetime max, including RX, is cheap for a 30 single male in Michigan.  Considering local tax-payers are probably paying 5 times that amount if the dude works for Lansing Public School District.  Sure the Tax Payers SUFFER with a city budget that’s run amuck and spending is wildly out of control.  But why should anybody ever consider dropping their health insurance costs why down and going tax free, like our multi-millionaire President George W. Bush?

   President Bush effective date on his Tax-Free HSA is 1/1/2005.

   Average lifespan:  1900 - 49 years
   1922 - 54 ‘’
   1937 - 65 (?)
   1965 - Medicare starts for those over 65
   2000 - My Grandma-in-law dies at 96
   2025 - Ave Baby Boomer is 70 (oldest is 78 and youngest is 62)
   2030 - All Baby Boomers are in Medicare and Medicare premiums are larger than the average Social Security check. SO - maybe President Bush will discuss Medicare Reform with Health Savings Accounts (HSA) but in Medicare the name switches back to MSA again with Medicare Savings Accounts, I think.

   Remember, 65 is young in a 21st Century lifespan.  You should plan on at least 30 years of retirement health care costs for a couple if you are married.  Medicare Tax-Free MSA deposits, or HSA deposits, starting at 65 years of age, could become a large financial estate by the time you croak in, probably 40 years if you are a woman.  I’m talking 6 digit balances all funded by the federal Medicare program.  Large HSA balances at retirement dedicated to retirement health care expenses are NEVER taxed.  Money that is never taxed will last longer in retirement.  That’s the beauty of the Tax-Free HSA.

   Someone should tell Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA) to lay off the HSA and tax freedom.

   And Hillary tooo.  Hillary says, “MSAs/HSAs put tooo much money in the private sector.”    

   Posted by Z Woof       02/01/2005  at  06:33 AM  



10. What an emotional rollercoaster this was…
    I already had the bottle uncorked when they announced that she was ok...Well, I drank it anyway; To what could have been.
    Sigh ............................................... sigh....................

    Posted by MRLDS       02/01/2005  at  10:02 AM  



11. The St. Petersburg Times had a story on Hillary today with this picture of her that looks better than she could possibly look.

    Compare this picture in the Times with her last night after her coma and there is a big difference in the big, big, big pouches under her eyes and the overall fatness in her face.

    Being a Senator is making Hillary look old and ugly.  She always looked wicked.

    Posted by Z Woof       02/01/2005  at  10:27 AM  

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