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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 09/15/2005 at 01:47 PM   
 
  1. I think you may have been the first person to notice that…

    Posted by CodeMonkeyMike    United States   09/15/2005  at  01:59 PM  

  2. Any young person who lives vicariously thru B.S. is a truly pathetic individual.  I would suggest lobotomization—but no one could tell the difference pre/post.
    My dau-law sez her 30-ish (+/-) female co-workers seem to be trying to re-enact “Sex and the City” in their personal lives. With the expected results.
    I do not have any solution to offer.
    I intended this post to be light & satiritical—but now I am depressed. toilet  gun

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/15/2005  at  02:09 PM  

  3. I dunno OCM: our popular culture is aiding-and-abetting mental suicide, a 9th Circus Court of Appeals suffering from hebephrenic schizophrenia, the noise level in Chicago driving me doggiestyle-ing nutz, and people walking around this town looking like they just got a death sentence after swallowing a mouthful of shit . Maybe checking out as an extra large rack of tasty ribs wouldn’t be so bad. Back to my ole quarry on Saturday.  pacifier

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/15/2005  at  03:34 PM  

  4. If someone wishes to observe that in this case, the act of birth constitutes a case of child abuse, I think I can understand....

    confused

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/15/2005  at  05:36 PM  

  5. Husband/aspiring rapper Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 a.m. and medical staff whisked Spears into a birthing suite.

    An “aspiring rapper” with a police escort?  That’s crazy!

    Posted by Elliott    United States   09/15/2005  at  06:45 PM  

  6. An “aspiring rapper,” is it?  Does he have to dumb himself up or down in order to make that scene?

    Peasants!

    cool smile

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/15/2005  at  06:59 PM  

  7. How old is Madonna’s little girl?  5?/6? I have not kept au courant.  Is she a drug addict or committed suicide yet?

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/15/2005  at  09:36 PM  

  8. I thought he was called “Cletus”....

    Posted by Macker    United States   09/15/2005  at  10:37 PM  

  9. Well, of course, she would name him something that stands for PMS.
    She’s from Louisiana!

    Posted by blondegenes    United States   09/16/2005  at  10:11 AM  

  10. *whew*
    I was SO worried she would name him Brock Lee Spears.... tongue rolleye
    heart

    Posted by SouthernDoll    United States   09/16/2005  at  09:00 PM  

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