ALL IS WELL AS THE HEALTH AND SAFETY MOONBAT CIRCUS COMES TO TOWN.

 

1. "Clown shoes.” Somehow that very term seems to apply to the Health and Safety nuts.

   Start dealing with these wackos with these methods in this order:

   1.  Agree to do what they want, then when they leave, go back to doing what you were doing.
   2.  If called on it, state that you forgot and that you’ll agree immediately, and thank them.  Then whey they leave, go back to doing what you were doing.

   Repeat (1) and (2) as long as you can get away with it.

   Then it’s time to mock them openly in the press, to your friends, and large groups of people to point at them and start laughing.  Seriously, nothing will shrivel their already small balls up inside their bodies than being pointed at, and openly mocked.

   After that:  Demand justification that the item or use thereof that they claim is a hazard to safety, actually IS a hazard to safety.  And by justification, I mean prove that it has negatively affected more than 1% of the entire population in a truly bad way in the space of a year.  If they can’t prove that, it’s not statistically significant, and you should return to large groups of people pointing at them and laughing.

   And if that doesn’t work, just start knee-capping them with cricket-bats, throw them in the boot of a car, and pitch them out at the edge of town as a warning that charlatans are no longer welcome in that town.

   Posted by Argentium G. Tiger       04/23/2009  at  05:35 PM  



2. (Oh, and yes I am doing my best to pick up and use some appropriate British terms when I reply to your posts, just to localize them to where you currently are.  How am I doing?)

   Posted by Argentium G. Tiger       04/23/2009  at  05:37 PM  



3. LOL Tiger. Pretty darn good.

   What wrong tho is you’re using logic. Drew does that too.  Doesn’t work. These folks CAN NOT BE SHAMED!  There are gripes and articles in the papers and on radio all the time, but they stick to their guns. They come up with all manner of reasons why they’re right and everyone else is not.

   Posted by peiper       04/24/2009  at  01:26 PM  



4. Hrm.  Then just stick to my first two points.  Let them think they’ve won, if it makes them go away, then return to what you were doing once they’re out of sight.

   What they don’t know won’t hurt YOU.

   Posted by Argentium G. Tiger       04/24/2009  at  07:51 PM  

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