Al-Qaeda Takes Credit For Bombing
What this you say? It wasn’t an atrocity carried out by “The Methodist Brotherhood” and their evil allies the Israelis? I’m shocked that another terrorist attack is attributed to the ROPissers!
Looks like a bit of an own goal blowing up Palestinians and Chinese. You would think they would have more sense than to antagonise the Chinese.....
DNA tests on the remains of the suicide bombers? Presumably collected with a Q-Tip?
Isn’t that like the joke about “verifying victim’s identities thru dental records”? If they don’t know who the victim is, how the hell do they know who his dentist is?Posted by Oink
11/10/2005 at 07:46 AM
And once again the Religion of Peace is responsible for killing more of it’s own that us.
Genius’!
Geez, I was thinking that this may have been another violent act commited by disaffected Amish farmers, once again. NOT! Or perhaps followers of the maharishi banana yogurt NOT!
Let’s just follow this plan:
(You gotta love Robin Williams...... )
Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.Robin Williams’ plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
“I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan.”
1) “The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ole boys’, we will never “interfere” again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?
“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ “
Damn, Rat! Robin Williams said that? Imagine how much more popular the US would be if we implemented it.
Reminiscent of Atlas Shrugged, non?Posted by Oink
11/10/2005 at 09:21 AM
And I heard that the suicide bomber resembled Norman Vincent Peale. Just before he immolated himself, along with men, women,& children, he was singing “The Old Rugged Cross”.
Posted by Oink
11/10/2005 at 09:39 PM
Rat Patrol:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
Posted by Wyrm
11/11/2005 at 01:23 AM
11/10/2005 at 07:22 AM
