Karl Rove, using super duper double top secret Halliburton mind control machines MADE Franken steal that money! It is all a vast plot by Bushitler and Cheney and all those eeeeeevil Republicans!
Bush Lied, Scooter Lied, Cheaney Lied. Franken was deceived. Everybody knows that, just ask Randi and Janeane, those little smokey breathed foxes.
Well he could not kick himself in the balls as he has none.