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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 02/21/2006 at 06:29 AM   
 
  1. I would, but I’ve been on so long it seems I’ve forgotten my way home!

    Loving your detection systems skipper! You need to come up with a personal portable version for strolls, nothing fancy just maybe some light ‘chirping’ when moonbats come near..

    Posted by saus    Canada   02/21/2006  at  08:06 AM  

  2. What’s he gonna do if I don’t-scream at me?  fuckyou

    Posted by Red Five    United States   02/21/2006  at  08:46 AM  

  3. I’m a loser
    I’m a loser
    And I’m just what I appear to be

    st-rl49.jpg

    (the link don’t work; it came from “nerdtests.com” ;no offence intended to anyone) cool smile

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/21/2006  at  08:53 AM  

  4. shoes-string-ball.jpg

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/21/2006  at  10:23 AM  

  5. Al Gore, a legend in his own mind.

    Posted by Kirk    United States   02/21/2006  at  10:31 AM  

  6. Hey Al, get off my planet.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   02/21/2006  at  11:00 AM  

  7. Two Al’s in two days?  What are you trying to do to us Skipper?!!?!?!

    Posted by Beccayinn    United States   02/21/2006  at  12:41 PM  

  8. He’s Al Gore troll-ing us.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/21/2006  at  02:04 PM  

  9. Beccayinn....I’m with you....2 in less than 24 hours seems like punishment!

    As i was scrolling down to read...low and behold...i see “get off” and al gore…

    All I can say is this : “get off” and al gore should NEVER be used in the same breath.  ack ack ack sick

    i need more hot tea....i have to lose this vision…

    Please, oh! pretty please Skipper....can we have some “al” free time ?  ha!

    Posted by SouthernDoll    United States   02/21/2006  at  02:17 PM  

  10. Ladies, ladies lol.

    In order to know the enemy, you need to see him..
    Otherwise it’s like vietnam all over again ; )

    If we can see him, we know where he is and he can be taken out if need be!
    (that’s a joke, please don’t call the NSA)

    Posted by saus    Canada   02/21/2006  at  03:05 PM  

  11. StinKerr - come on and play nice, I don’t wish anyone with death or disease. I would just wish that the crazies, libs, commies, socialists, enviro wackos and anyone whose agenda causes them to spew crap, lies and mis-information without prior thought - to go find another place to live. That’s all - there are lots of pretty places around the world that love and embrace such drivel as mindless PC multi-culturalism, socialized healthcare, welfare states, state controlled education, no mention (and/or) practice of religion and enviro wacko legislations, legalized drugs and so on and so on and so on. Go enjoy like minds and beliefs.

    Just stop trying to tear America down and drag it into that glowball gutter. Most of the world doesn’t have the economic and social lifestyle we have in America and they damn sure don’t have the freedoms we have here.

    But I guess that these kooks really, really believe that when ‘they’ have the power, they can make all their stupid dreams come true and still live free. Too bad for them, they will be the first to die. Weenies, whinners and idiots don’t fight very well at all.

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   02/21/2006  at  03:57 PM  

  12. If we have to have al time Can’t it be Al Bundy instead of that Blowhard??? LOL

    Posted by Infinity    United States   02/21/2006  at  04:42 PM  

  13. Is it my imagination....or does al have a *spray on tan*?....he looks jaundiced.

    heart

    Posted by SouthernDoll    United States   02/21/2006  at  06:01 PM  

  14. Doll: The Skipper used his “Liver Disease Photoshop”.  When the subject is Al Gore, he (understandably) cannot help it.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/21/2006  at  06:28 PM  

  15. P.S. But sometimes he chooses leprosy, AIDS, psoriasis, mange, end-stage melanoma, radiation burns .... etc.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/21/2006  at  06:37 PM  

  16. Sometimes “the thread” gets tangled.

    In the Pacific in WW2, the Japanese captured the quinine-procucing islands; my father said that the artificial stuff they gave him to prevent malaria caused your skin and the whites of your eyes to turn yellow.  The stuff I took in VNam merely turned your pee day-glow orange. Creepy the first time, amazing thereafter.  Especially bright when you were short of water, which you always were on patrol.

    We couldn’t be so lucky as for the Dems to nominate this guy again, could we?

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/21/2006  at  08:13 PM  

  17. If I had my choice though, I would rather they put up Dean.  Although, I probably would never get ANYTHING done due to the constant fits of laughter!  Algore and his fits would rate a close second!

    With apologies in advance, your ‘pee’ story reminded me of when my brother-in-law started taking some real high end vitamins.  Naturally, his urine turned bright orange as all the excess vitamins passed through.  He had been trained from his time in Desert Storm, though, that when your urine was anything but very light yellow that you were not drinking enough water and were dehydrating.  So, he began drinking water by the Gallon in a futile effort change the color.  He was doing something in the tractor at the time.  He said that after a few gallons, he has to stop running to tractor to take care of business every time he got to the end of the field.  Sometimes BEFORE he got to the end.  I kept giggling thinking how sore his legs would be after climbing in and out of the cab that many times. 

    He stopped taking the vitamins shortly after that.....

    Posted by Beccayinn    United States   02/21/2006  at  08:22 PM  

  18. Becca: He’d better stay stopped! Ever heard of “Hypervitaminosis A” (Vitamin A Toxicity)?  You turn yellow and your hair falls out.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/21/2006  at  08:34 PM  

  19. saus: point well taken ha! grin

    Oink: #15 ah ha! that explains it perfectly wink

    and the thread is? a big ball of thread ha! party

    heart

    Posted by SouthernDoll    United States   02/22/2006  at  04:46 PM  

  20. Pity poor Albert.  He grew out of his toy train set, and daddy promised him he
    would be president.  He’s fascinated by world wonders such as flying saucers and
    holes in the sky, but no one takes him to see.  But boy oh boy, gets to fly
    around the world and talk on microphones.

    Posted by Officer Pupp    United States   02/22/2006  at  07:01 PM  

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