I would, but I’ve been on so long it seems I’ve forgotten my way home!
Loving your detection systems skipper! You need to come up with a personal portable version for strolls, nothing fancy just maybe some light ‘chirping’ when moonbats come near..
What’s he gonna do if I don’t-scream at me?
I’m a loser
I’m a loser
And I’m just what I appear to be
(the link don’t work; it came from “nerdtests.com” ;no offence intended to anyone)
Al Gore, a legend in his own mind.
Hey Al, get off my planet.
Two Al’s in two days? What are you trying to do to us Skipper?!!?!?!
He’s Al Gore troll-ing us.
Beccayinn....I’m with you....2 in less than 24 hours seems like punishment!
As i was scrolling down to read...low and behold...i see “get off” and al gore…
All I can say is this : “get off” and al gore should NEVER be used in the same breath. ack ack ack
i need more hot tea....i have to lose this vision…
Please, oh! pretty please Skipper....can we have some “al” free time ? ha!
Ladies, ladies lol.
In order to know the enemy, you need to see him..
Otherwise it’s like vietnam all over again ; )
If we can see him, we know where he is and he can be taken out if need be!
(that’s a joke, please don’t call the NSA)
StinKerr - come on and play nice, I don’t wish anyone with death or disease. I would just wish that the crazies, libs, commies, socialists, enviro wackos and anyone whose agenda causes them to spew crap, lies and mis-information without prior thought - to go find another place to live. That’s all - there are lots of pretty places around the world that love and embrace such drivel as mindless PC multi-culturalism, socialized healthcare, welfare states, state controlled education, no mention (and/or) practice of religion and enviro wacko legislations, legalized drugs and so on and so on and so on. Go enjoy like minds and beliefs.
Just stop trying to tear America down and drag it into that glowball gutter. Most of the world doesn’t have the economic and social lifestyle we have in America and they damn sure don’t have the freedoms we have here.
But I guess that these kooks really, really believe that when ‘they’ have the power, they can make all their stupid dreams come true and still live free. Too bad for them, they will be the first to die. Weenies, whinners and idiots don’t fight very well at all.
If we have to have al time Can’t it be Al Bundy instead of that Blowhard??? LOL
Is it my imagination....or does al have a *spray on tan*?....he looks jaundiced.
Doll: The Skipper used his “Liver Disease Photoshop”. When the subject is Al Gore, he (understandably) cannot help it.
P.S. But sometimes he chooses leprosy, AIDS, psoriasis, mange, end-stage melanoma, radiation burns .... etc.
Sometimes “the thread” gets tangled.
In the Pacific in WW2, the Japanese captured the quinine-procucing islands; my father said that the artificial stuff they gave him to prevent malaria caused your skin and the whites of your eyes to turn yellow. The stuff I took in VNam merely turned your pee day-glow orange. Creepy the first time, amazing thereafter. Especially bright when you were short of water, which you always were on patrol.
We couldn’t be so lucky as for the Dems to nominate this guy again, could we?
If I had my choice though, I would rather they put up Dean. Although, I probably would never get ANYTHING done due to the constant fits of laughter! Algore and his fits would rate a close second!
With apologies in advance, your ‘pee’ story reminded me of when my brother-in-law started taking some real high end vitamins. Naturally, his urine turned bright orange as all the excess vitamins passed through. He had been trained from his time in Desert Storm, though, that when your urine was anything but very light yellow that you were not drinking enough water and were dehydrating. So, he began drinking water by the Gallon in a futile effort change the color. He was doing something in the tractor at the time. He said that after a few gallons, he has to stop running to tractor to take care of business every time he got to the end of the field. Sometimes BEFORE he got to the end. I kept giggling thinking how sore his legs would be after climbing in and out of the cab that many times.
He stopped taking the vitamins shortly after that.....
Becca: He’d better stay stopped! Ever heard of “Hypervitaminosis A” (Vitamin A Toxicity)? You turn yellow and your hair falls out.
saus: point well taken ha!
Oink: #15 ah ha! that explains it perfectly
and the thread is? a big ball of thread ha!
Pity poor Albert. He grew out of his toy train set, and daddy promised him he
would be president. He’s fascinated by world wonders such as flying saucers and
holes in the sky, but no one takes him to see. But boy oh boy, gets to fly
around the world and talk on microphones.