A Voice From The Wilderness
I miss oink.
Tell him we want him to come back. At least tell him hi.
Posted by Z Woof
09/09/2005 at 05:33 PM
Oink, you WILL get your piggy ass back here right now!
*Said with the utmost respect of course* *looks innocent*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
09/09/2005 at 06:17 PM
OINK! You have seen the members’ requests! Git yer ass back .... NOW!
Oink - are you in Washington? Didn’t I read that there’s no law against bestiality there and a horse did some guy in? Guess girls like that stuff too.
C’mon back Oink. Stlll lotsa fun here.
I bet oink is in indiana dick. He thinks it’s the pig capital of the world, the fool. We have more pigs in Iowa, the real pig capitol of the world.
I come from a long line of pig farmers. You need a good pig call or give them something they want to get them up off their lazy dead asses. They’re the dumbest animal on the planet, bar none. Except maybe thoze Brazilian RazorBacks. No wait, that’s a pig too.
Skipper, promise oink a pig smiley to come back and say hello.
SoooooooooWeeeeeeeeee
(see that doesn’t work - more smileys)
Posted by Z Woof
09/10/2005 at 08:45 AM
Here pig, pig, pig, pig
Posted by Z Woof
09/10/2005 at 11:14 AM
Excuse me, I’m a moran.
Skipper: Promise oink more pig smileys if he comes back and says, “Hello.”
Posted by Z Woof
09/10/2005 at 12:36 PM
THE TRUTH: I’ve been babysitting in Chicago with 4 y/o Grandson Gabriel
The Three Grandpas:
Emil, Joe and Guy(ahem!), at the city park across from Gabriel’s
house in Chicago. We were on duty until twilight --
keeping order, preserving public safety on playground
ladders, plus dispute resolution, and we re-fought and won the last four/five wars.Luv to All --OINK
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Fiction: n.b. “Alte Kocker"(Yiddish)"Old Fart” lit.(I think) “Old Cock” (ambiguous)
------------------------------------------------------Two Alte Kockers sat in silence on their favorite park
bench for an hour, lost in thought.Finally, one gave a long and languid “Oy!”
The other replied, “You’re telling ME?”
Posted by Oink
09/10/2005 at 04:28 PM
OINK!
I’ll be in Skokie tomm. Me and The Husband are going to see Michael Medved, David Horowitz, John Podhoretz, and Richard Baehr at a Niles Township Synogogue.
Wish you and the Mrs. could come.I’d love to finally meet you two-you two old GYRENES could talk shop-but it’s by ticket only.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
09/10/2005 at 05:00 PM
Barb Sweetie, I’ll be back in Chi. Tues. You might privately email me your Ph.#
luv OINK
P.S. I’m still seriously married—no innuendo intended
P.P.S. SKIPPER—should I have my old avatar back? Unless you find the present one stimulating ... from which perspective I do not know ....
Posted by Oink
09/10/2005 at 06:48 PM
Oink, I have no clue what that avatar is! I’ll dig up your old one and install it ASAP! Welcome back, you old pig-face! BTW, I’m in St. Louis now so you have to come visit one day soon, dang it!
What we NEED to do is have a mid-west BMEWS get together! We were supposed to do that with the Cardinals/Cubs game in July-remember?
Ideas?Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
09/10/2005 at 07:41 PM
Hi oink. I found out yesterday I am going to be a Grandpa for the first time.
Stick around and give me pointers.
Hooooser Daddy?
Posted by Z Woof
09/10/2005 at 07:54 PM
Z Woofer: 1: Pierce your nose 2: insert ring in hole thru nose 3. tie grass string to ring in nose 4. tie other end of string around Grandchild’s wrist .... you can take it from there
Posted by Oink
09/10/2005 at 08:03 PM
Congrats Z!
If you’d like to borrow a slightly worn 11-1/2 year old boy with a big mouth-where he got that from I’ve no idea- to practice your skills on I’m sure I can locate one for you someplace.
*knowing grin*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
09/10/2005 at 08:13 PM
Barb: maybe you should disregard my message #12.... you are a hottie !
P.S. JUUUUST Kidding
Posted by Oink
09/10/2005 at 09:58 PM
OCM: I just ran his hoof prints through my analyzer. It appears the tracks lead back to a little town called Cloverdale, Indiana - about halfway between Indianapolis and Terre haute. Yep, I’d say this is our little pig-buddy.
For further proof, ask him what a “catamite” is. If he answers correctly and admits to being one, I’d say we have apprehended our suspect!
SOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
For the record: back in April before he disappeared, Big Piggie was hiding out in Elmhurst, Illinois. I can only assume he was stalking Annoying Little Twerp. Barb, you better keep your shotguns clean. Oink is looking to wallow in the mud with a beautiful damsel. You have been warned!
A belated welcome back Allan!
Oinkster!! Welcome back lil piggy dude!!
ok....I have to *look see* the pig smiley...what a cute idea! seriously Oink...you have been missed....welcome back
Posted by SouthernDoll
09/12/2005 at 05:11 PM
