A Southern Tradition
When I was a child, living at home, we had the black-eyed peas (with ham hock), cornbread, and spicey turnip greens.
Then I had children and a husband (sorry to be redundant there) who refuse to eat any of that except the cornbread.
Now that every New Year’s Eve party is to be held at our house (where was I when THAT vote was taken? Talk about voter fraud!), we just eat the leftover meatballs, pizza rolls, taqitos (whatever), and assorted other bullshit food that I made but no one eat b/c they “didn’t know you were gonna have all this (even thought I do every year)” so they ate first!
Sure would be nice if some of that damn sparkling wine (can’t use the ‘C’ word cause it’s Froggy for sparkling wine) was left over for a nice morning Mimosa but nope, they are more than happy to consume all of that!
Bastards!
I Smell Breathing Liberals - Everywhere
We now know if it breaths what do we do?
Smell that? It’s Michael Moore in Michigan.
We need locals to track Moore down, any suggestions?
Wolf Packs come in handy at times like these.
Keep your Smellers to the Wind.
Cleaning our air in 05 of stinking liberals.
arf arf arf
Posted by Z Woof
01/01/2005 at 03:02 PM
Z - I sure wish I could understand what you just said. Perhaps it’s just me and the fact that, like poor Vilmar, I’ve run out of duct tape. No reason to look to Allen for help, I hear he’s keeping it all for himself.
Ah, yes! Tightly wrapped I are.
Or Loosey Goosey!
Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well ... a commie pinko fag if ever there was one!
I didn’t see it coming.
Same with the capitalist pigs too, right?
Posted by Z Woof
01/01/2005 at 05:01 PM
Hey Allan, may I suggest you start offering
duct tape for sale hereon? Looks like we’re
going to need a bunch.Posted by Steel Turman
01/01/2005 at 07:51 PM
