Someone actually got paid to think this up?
Why don’t they just change the job description and leave the title alone?
Besides isn’t “Audience Development Officer” more of a description of what a pimp does?
Can you imagine the disappointment when they overdub that scene in The Mummy when Rachel Weisz’s character Evie is drunk and amorous around the campfire?
“I sir, am a Awwww dee enz Dev elopment Awwww fis ah, and I ahm going to kiss y .... snnzzzzz.”
Nah, it just doesn’t work.
And then there’s the whole pr0n industry. Who the hell ever heard of “naughty audience development officers”? WTH izzat? A cop controlling a bunch of pervs who have come to snicker at a Growing Up Skipper lecture?
Nope, it doesn’t work there either.