Frankly, you made it up
True story (if challenged I have the clipping): a local hunter shot a 6-point buck. Problem was, it turned out to be a 6-point doe. It seems that about one in 8000 female white-tail does grow antlers.
That would send Holliman back to the hospital muttering to himself.
PETA recruit trying to save roadkill. Glad I missed the CPR.
Sounds like the Bambulance call
Was the deer in season
If he’d kept it for a few more days it would have been just right for a venison pie.