a pirate story to warm your hearts. as in, heartburn!

 

1. Dear Consolidated Anti-Piracy Force,

   A guaranteed cure for your pirate problem that is quick, simple and GREEN!

   It’s called a noose, you morons.

   Yours Truly,
   Someone with an iota of common sense.

   Posted by Doctor DETH       01/16/2012  at  09:29 PM  



2. “with cockroaches swarming all over the boat”

   You’re allowed by international law to exterminate cockroaches.
   
   Just wrap the entire boat in heavy duty plastic and pump in cyanide gas. Allow 4-hours for treatment.

   OOP’s forgot to off-load the pirates.

   Oh well, sharks gotta eat too.

   Posted by New Jersey Yankee       01/17/2012  at  05:55 AM  

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