Sounds like a good time for the fake wallet trick. Blank pieces of paper the same size as currency bills, bogus sample credit cards the CC companies send you in the mail with credit offers, pictures of tards from the net, ID with the address of the local seat of government, or perhaps the local sports arena.
Hate to say it P man but you guys are so Screwed.
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