Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
Oi, ‘asn’t Elf & Safety outlawed all tuffets and ordered them replaced by harness and scaffolding? She oughta sue!
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