A Health Tip Public Service Message From BMEWS

 

1. Speaking of ill health, how’s our esteemed Secretary of War faring?

   Posted by Oink       03/21/2005  at  10:38 AM  



2. Yea…
   Are OCM and SecAllan still kickin? Or still crawling?

   My nails, as well as everyone in my house don’t really show any signs of the listed ailments but, the article doesn’t really tell you what “healthy” nails should look like.

   If you can definitely identify with anything on the list, You should probably make an appointment.

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/21/2005  at  11:33 AM  



3. I really need to talk to my cosmetologist! That awful nail polish remover he uses makes my nails dull!  I have to buff the for hours !

   Posted by Oink       03/21/2005  at  11:51 AM  



4. That Goddamn WebMD has caused me more shit than I care to think. The wife started hitting that site a few years ago and was getting daily Emails about this damn thing or that pile of shit. Well jumpen Johosophat on a stick, what a load a crap! Can’t believe the endless stream of bullshit coming off that site.
   Everything is going to kill you. If your hair is of a certain fuzziness you may have testical problems( damnit darlin, your a woman, why the hell are you worried about that, and if it’s me, why fuck, I’m still shooting hot loads a couple times a day, just ask the neighbor lady). Christ, everything is an indication of something and all of it is bad if you listen to those fuckstains.
   Finally got her to listen to reason. Your gonna die someday no matter what you do. Also don’t get to excited about something going bad with your health until your shitting or horking up blood. Then get excited. Otherwise calm the hell down. If it’s bugging that damn bad go get it checked out, but for Christ’s sake stop getting that bullshit from WebMD as their making a mountain out of a molehill.

   Posted by LC Geno       03/21/2005  at  05:48 PM  



5. AMEN, LCGeno! 

   What do healthy and happy have in common?  Answer:  If you continually ask yourself am I ______ you won’t be.

   I don’t approve of all this “healthy” shit.  I want to be SICK when I die!

   Posted by Oink       03/21/2005  at  06:21 PM  



6. So… did you know that, according to WebMD, OCM will outlive us all.
   See for yourself at: Mountain Living: Good for Your Heart.

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/21/2005  at  06:27 PM  



7. DR: I thought that was beans!  But first I thought you meant smoking weed. 

   We a young paraplegic patient at the VA.  Every day his Mom would take him outside and share a joint with him. The pharmacist said that it might help his muscle spasms. otherwise no prob.

   Posted by Oink       03/21/2005  at  06:35 PM  

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