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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler    United States   on 03/19/2005 at 06:26 AM   
 
  1. Happy birthday to a fearless man. tune

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   03/19/2005  at  08:31 AM  

  2. When I’m as OLD as you I hope I’m this cool!
    *runs like HELL*

    Jen and I are bringin’ ya back a moonbat head on a silver platter-you didn’t expect us to actually TOUCH the nasty things-we’ll try and catch you a good one wink bomb

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   03/19/2005  at  08:47 AM  

  3. You take ‘em and we’ll post ‘em!

    Posted by Vilmar    United States   03/19/2005  at  09:17 AM  

  4. Sure OCM puts INC at the top between two beaufiful avatars and I’m between Jenjis John Kerry and Micheal Moore, what’s the deal? question

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   03/19/2005  at  09:58 AM  

  5. Stay strong Allen now that you are in your stroke years.

    I pity the enemy.

    OCM repects those on the far left, in his twisted mind, hence my position. confused

    Posted by Nanook    United States   03/19/2005  at  10:30 AM  

  6. Happy Birthday, Allan, no matter WHICH one it is!!  As a fellow cat-person, just THINK how your feline ‘owners’ keep you young!  cool smile 
    BTW, Vilmar, the entire phrase is “knee-walkin’, snot-flyin’, commode-huggin’ DRUNK” {hat tip & RIP to my Dad, Major M. E. Pullin, USMC}

    Posted by Diamond Mair    United States   03/19/2005  at  11:03 AM  

  7. I call the toilet thing ”worshipping the porcelain god” Down on your knees in front of it.

    Happy Birthday Old Fella

    Don’t overdo at your age

    luv Oink

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2005  at  11:04 AM  

  8. Here’s to a very happy birthday Allan *looks at his last post about being drunk* oooh...*hands over the military’s answer to all pain-a bottle of 800MG Motrin* Here, take a few LOL

    Posted by Severa    United States   03/19/2005  at  11:27 AM  

  9. tuneHappy Bithday to Allan! tune
    tuneHappy Birthday to Allan! :tune
    tuneHappy Birthday dear Allannnnn! tune
    tuneHappy Birthday to youuuuuuuuu! tune
    tunehappy Birthdayyy to you! tune
    tuneYouuuuuuuu tune
    tuneTall tune
    tunepiece tune
    tuneof tune
    tuneMan tune
    tuneCaaannndyyyy tune
    tuneYouuuuuuuuuuu!! tune
    tuneHappy Birthday to You!!tune
    kisskisskiss 
    heart

    Posted by SouthernDoll    United States   03/19/2005  at  11:45 AM  

  10. Happy birthday, Allan, and many happy returns.  And thanks, OCM, for placing me dead center in your avatar montage.....

    wink

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   03/19/2005  at  12:08 PM  

  11. Thank you, thank you all. Except the ones who made references to OLD FARTS. I barf on your heads.

    Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.  sick barf

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/19/2005  at  12:52 PM  

  12. Allan was doing his Ted Kennedy impersonation last night?

    Posted by tuffbeingright    United States   03/19/2005  at  03:15 PM  

  13. Happy Birthday to you Allan. Damn good to see you survived last night.

    OCM - It’s good to see you also survived your own adventure. Sucks about the truck brother, but at least your alive to talk about it.

    Posted by LC Geno    United States   03/19/2005  at  03:51 PM  

  14. Allan, Happy Birthday, and many more.  I’ll be turning the big 40 on the 31st.  Like we say in the racing world, “The older I get, the faster I was.” LOL

    OCM, glad to see you up and around.

    Tuffy, Teddy K is so pickled that he gets like Allan was last night when he DOESN’T get any booze… LOL

    Severa, the Motrin comment brings back memories.  I remember thinking the same thing - No matter what ails ya’....take a Motrin, the military wonder drug…

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum    New Zealand (Aotearoa)   03/19/2005  at  04:45 PM  

  15. Happy Birthday again! Is your hangover better yet?

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   03/19/2005  at  10:05 PM  

  16. kiss muahhhhh

    Posted by Apathy or freedom    New Zealand (Aotearoa)   03/19/2005  at  10:25 PM  

  17. Happy B-day Allan..............
    OCM- I beg to differ- I had multiple medical & surgical problems from 50 to 59 years of age......now that I’ve reached 60 I REFUSE to be medically-surgically compromised - I feel better now than I did during my 50’s.........Have things to do & places to go & ain’t nothing going to stop me!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie    United States   03/19/2005  at  11:43 PM  

  18. I think the big threshold is crossed when you get an invitation to join the AARP*.  That was as welcome as a package from Ted Kaczynski.bomb

    * American Association of Retarded Pussies

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2005  at  11:56 PM  

  19. They have an association for mentally deficient felines?
    Who knew.

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   03/20/2005  at  12:03 AM  

  20. Perhaps they should.

    But I was using it in the same way my DI, SSgt. Hale did. He pronounced it with a marked plosive, thusly:

    PU see !

    I didn’t see any cats around ....

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/20/2005  at  12:46 AM  

  21. pussy n 1. the vagina.  2. a physically weak person; WIMP. ("He is such a pussy.")

    pussy
    1. Nice name for a cat
    2. Slang for women’s genitals
    3. Cowardly
    1. I just bought a pussy from the pet store
    2. I stroked her pussy
    3. He didn’t jump, he wass too much of a pussy!

    Isn’t the internet marvelous?

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/20/2005  at  01:59 AM  

  22. Happy Birthday, SecWar, and many more. And get over that hangover soon. OCM, that sux about your wreck. Hope you recover soon.

    Posted by Red Five    United States   03/20/2005  at  06:29 PM  

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