Happy birthday to a fearless man.
When I’m as OLD as you I hope I’m this cool!
*runs like HELL*
Jen and I are bringin’ ya back a moonbat head on a silver platter-you didn’t expect us to actually TOUCH the nasty things-we’ll try and catch you a good one
You take ‘em and we’ll post ‘em!
Sure OCM puts INC at the top between two beaufiful avatars and I’m between Jenjis John Kerry and Micheal Moore, what’s the deal?
Stay strong Allen now that you are in your stroke years.
I pity the enemy.
OCM repects those on the far left, in his twisted mind, hence my position.
Happy Birthday, Allan, no matter WHICH one it is!! As a fellow cat-person, just THINK how your feline ‘owners’ keep you young!
BTW, Vilmar, the entire phrase is “knee-walkin’, snot-flyin’, commode-huggin’ DRUNK” {hat tip & RIP to my Dad, Major M. E. Pullin, USMC}
I call the toilet thing ”worshipping the porcelain god” Down on your knees in front of it.
Happy Birthday Old Fella
Don’t overdo at your age
luv Oink
Here’s to a very happy birthday Allan *looks at his last post about being drunk* oooh...*hands over the military’s answer to all pain-a bottle of 800MG Motrin* Here, take a few
Happy Bithday to Allan!
Happy Birthday to Allan! :tune
Happy Birthday dear Allannnnn!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuu!
happy Birthdayyy to you!
Youuuuuuuu
Tall
piece
of
Man
Caaannndyyyy
Youuuuuuuuuuu!!
Happy Birthday to You!!
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Happy birthday, Allan, and many happy returns. And thanks, OCM, for placing me dead center in your avatar montage.....
Thank you, thank you all. Except the ones who made references to OLD FARTS. I barf on your heads.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Allan was doing his Ted Kennedy impersonation last night?
Happy Birthday to you Allan. Damn good to see you survived last night.
OCM - It’s good to see you also survived your own adventure. Sucks about the truck brother, but at least your alive to talk about it.
Allan, Happy Birthday, and many more. I’ll be turning the big 40 on the 31st. Like we say in the racing world, “The older I get, the faster I was.”
OCM, glad to see you up and around.
Tuffy, Teddy K is so pickled that he gets like Allan was last night when he DOESN’T get any booze…
Severa, the Motrin comment brings back memories. I remember thinking the same thing - No matter what ails ya’....take a Motrin, the military wonder drug…
Happy Birthday again! Is your hangover better yet?
muahhhhh
Happy B-day Allan..............
OCM- I beg to differ- I had multiple medical & surgical problems from 50 to 59 years of age......now that I’ve reached 60 I REFUSE to be medically-surgically compromised - I feel better now than I did during my 50’s.........Have things to do & places to go & ain’t nothing going to stop me!!!!!!!!!!
I think the big threshold is crossed when you get an invitation to join the AARP*. That was as welcome as a package from Ted Kaczynski.
* American Association of Retarded Pussies
They have an association for mentally deficient felines?
Who knew.
Perhaps they should.
But I was using it in the same way my DI, SSgt. Hale did. He pronounced it with a marked plosive, thusly:
PU see !
I didn’t see any cats around ....
pussy n 1. the vagina. 2. a physically weak person; WIMP. ("He is such a pussy.")
pussy
1. Nice name for a cat
2. Slang for women’s genitals
3. Cowardly
1. I just bought a pussy from the pet store
2. I stroked her pussy
3. He didn’t jump, he wass too much of a pussy!
Isn’t the internet marvelous?
Happy Birthday, SecWar, and many more. And get over that hangover soon. OCM, that sux about your wreck. Hope you recover soon.
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