A Fine Bit of Fisking

 

1. I’ve saved this one—don’t have the first clue, nor do I care, what it’s about, but for classy abuse it rules!
   And I’ve had it happen to me many times.

   Lord Black of Crossharbour, the artist formerly known as Conrad, has been struggling lately due to tell-tale evidence of trough marks around his snout.

   Posted by Oink       02/08/2006  at  08:25 PM  



2. STOP YOUR GRINNIN’ AND DROP YOUR LINEN

   It’s already happened: Tonite’s crossword has the clue, “Heath of Brokeback Mountain”.
   Answer: L-E-D-G-E-R I thought crossword-puzzlers were conservative Old Farts. Well onward ..

   69 Down, “Also Candystore Job”, eleven letters, FUD--P--KER

   Posted by Oink       02/08/2006  at  08:46 PM  



3. ---GE-AC---

   But I think you knew that.

   Is that crossword from San Francisco paper or a Belgian paper?

   Posted by StinKerr       02/08/2006  at  10:28 PM  



4. Must be a Greek paper; many people in the personals are interested in ‘Greek Culture’.

   I’m blocked—how does 7 letters, ‘FASTING’, answer the clue “Give Him A Hand”?

   (Giving a quick nod to The Skipper’s topic, “FISKING” doesn’t fit at all)    

   Posted by Oink       02/08/2006  at  10:53 PM  



5. Could still be San Fran.

   Or Belgium, come to think of it.

   Posted by StinKerr       02/08/2006  at  11:17 PM  



6. "Rimming”?  Maybe somewhere around the Pacific Rim....

   Posted by Oink       02/08/2006  at  11:21 PM  



7. The 7 letter word, change A to I… Good ole San FranSicko… If it’s not “fisting” then perhaps “wanking”, either one would apply

   That editorial was one of the finest examples of “Fisking” that I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading.  Even though the English language is woefully inadequate in its application of “colorful metaphors”, this writer has managed to create a true masterpiece of Modern English Literature I would love to read one of his commentaries about der Schlickmeister and the Hildebeest, if he ever penned an editorial dedicated to that satanic couple from the lowest bowels of hell…

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/09/2006  at  08:07 AM  



8. OCM, If the farmer’s daughter cleans and does dishes I’ll send you a gold sovereign for her and the chickens. You can keep the coal.

   Posted by StinKerr       02/09/2006  at  02:07 PM  



9. Jaybus, trannie or lesbian!! I shuolda know there’d be a catch in it somewhere. What the hell kind of farm girls are you guys raisin’ out there?

   I’ll take the lesbian, I guess. The ones I know are all good workers. Hell, I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body anyway.

   Posted by StinKerr       02/09/2006  at  06:50 PM  



10. As long as she doesn’t try to use the dildo on me we’ll get along just fine. Hell, I’ve even been kissed by a bull dyke. Yes, I had made her very happy, it was a work thing. Remind me to tell you sometime about the one that turned up pregnant.

    Posted by StinKerr       02/09/2006  at  10:37 PM  



11. I don’t play much football, OCM, and definitely not the quarterback type.

    Posted by StinKerr       02/10/2006  at  04:02 PM  



12. I don’t think that’s what was goin’ on aboard that boat.

    Posted by StinKerr       02/10/2006  at  10:07 PM  

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