That would be “Asian” youths I would imagine. The new Dark Ages are coming to Britain.
Asian, only because the Brits “orient” the line south-east of Greece. The US puts it east of Afghanistan and north and east of India.
No anti-religious bias in the article either ... maybe it’s normal to call a priestly neckline a “dog collar” over there, but I’d guess it’s a broken nose insult over here.
Only thing wrong with your map is that it ignores Norway and Denmark. At the least they should be cartoon tyrannies.
I do like the new British Isles. For once, decent weather!!