A Coup Averted

 

1. He’s back alright, welcome home.

   Given that the liberal moonbat DNC probably has a lot of ex KGB working for them, it’s hard to fault Allan if he fell victim to there interigation and brainwashing methods.

   They say given enough time they can break anybody unless the kill them first. I think the Ronald Reagan tapes and other assorted media will go a long way to re-establishing his self esteem. He may even be a better person for surviving this ordeal if the above rehab is used.

   Remeber it could have been any of us those slimey, lowlife, looser, scum suckers came after. Also be careful my dog caught a couple of them hiding in the bushes behind my place the other night.

   He’s a truley lucky man you got home when you did. Makes you wonder if your son’s computer was sabatoged?

   Posted by Ric       09/15/2004  at  03:32 PM  



2. Most Benevolent and kind dictator,

   Spare Allan, he had a temporary bout of AlGorism (temp insanity) He did post some good stuff while you were away and kept everyone updated on the Hurricanes. Now it might be ok to subject him to listening to Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannidy, Tony Snow and throw in some Michael (the kook) Savage. (Art Bell would be a good mix also)

   That would surely put a dent in his brain and maybe some of that DNC crap he was forced to swallow will fall out.

   Think of his family oh great one!!! Make him go on the Atkins plan!!

   Posted by texman0000       09/15/2004  at  04:10 PM  



3. Just wanted to chime in that tonight begins the Jewish New Year! L’SHANA TOVA!
   Barb*BMEWS offical Jewish apostate*

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       09/15/2004  at  04:39 PM  



4. Barb,

   L’shanah tovah tikatev v’taihatem!

   Shalom! L’Chayim

   GO CUBS!!!!

   Allan

   Posted by The Skipper       09/15/2004  at  06:46 PM  



5. Most Benevolent Dictator- I am so very happy that you are back and so happy you had a good time with your precious grand-daughter.  Altho Allan did present some interesting posts while you were away, he threatened to hire OCM to take your place, which would have sent the BMEWS into complete chaos...........It is right and just that you now take your place as the Benevolent Dictator and exert some control over the blogosphere............
   From your most obedient follower & cabinet minister...........
   BTW- GO CARDS!!!!!!!!!!

   Posted by Dottie       09/15/2004  at  07:09 PM  



6. Yo - I have a cure for Allan: Let him fondle a freshly cleaned and still filmed with Hoppes M16 / AR15 - and tell him if he’s good you’ll take him to a range.  I LOVE the smell of Hoppes - better than aftershave. 
   Think I’ll go strap my K-Bar for a while.  heh heh heh…

   Posted by T       09/15/2004  at  08:38 PM  



7. Allan, I’m ashamed to admit that while I understand the L’Shana Tova L’Chaiyim and Shalom I don’t understand that other part*.
   Some ex-Jew I am
   Barb
   * No Dottie-I’m not refering to the “Go Cubs.”

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       09/15/2004  at  08:48 PM  



8. Barb,

   “L’Chayim” is the Jewish version of “CHEERS!”. Or “drink to your health”, as we Irish say.

   You have to be Irish (or an Irish-Jew) to understand that. Irish-Jew? Is there really such an animal?

   Allan

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/15/2004  at  09:29 PM  



9. I think OldCatman slipped him some of that leftist leaning catnip, it puts you totally out of your mind. I think he gave some to Old Al Gore as well.

   Don’t punish him, Punish OldCatman, he did it, I know he did!! Besides, he deserves to be punished, because he’s a leftist.

   All leftists deserve to be punished, send him off to Cuba and let the old
   bearded one have his way with him, then again, maybe we need to come up with something else, he might actually enjoy it.

   Yeah, I’m bad.

   Welcome back oh benevolent dictator, it just hasn’t been the offensive place it normally is without you here. Allan just does not have your way with words, it’s one of the reasons that I come here.

   Allan’s a pussy compared to you.

   Posted by Jaguar       09/15/2004  at  11:24 PM  



10. Jaguar,

    Pussy, eh? I need some more target practice with my new 9mm. I’ll give you a 10-second head start.

    

    Posted by The Skipper       09/16/2004  at  04:50 AM  



11. Dottie:  all is back under control now.  Your loyalty is duly noted and appreciated.  I will, however, need to be wary for when I go away again in November.  As they say, I will sleep with one eye open! 

    Posted by Vilmar       09/16/2004  at  06:08 AM  



12. Yeah, Allan there are lots of Irish Jews-incl. 2 former Lord Mayors of Dublin & and the late former President of Israel. It was the “tikatev v’.....” that I didn’t get.
    Btw-my mother’s a SCOTS Jew. Yep-she’s been blessed with the worst traits of both groups.
    *ducks to avoid getting hit*
    Barb

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       09/16/2004  at  07:04 AM  



13. Vilmar- you say you will be away again in November.  I will be out of the country in November and will have my cute little iMac laptop with me, but at this point not sure if I will have access to the web & BMEWS..........Hope we are not gone the same time as there are “certain people” who must be watched whenever you are away from your VIP (Very Important Post) as Benevolent Dictator…

    Barb- hope you have a wonderful time in the great city of St. Louis this weekend.  If you plan on going to a Cards game , I have one piece of advice- don’t dare wear your Cubcakes shirt or you’ll find yourself being rolled down the ramps to the Cards dungeon, never to be heard from again (just kidding- have a great time!!)

    Posted by Dottie       09/16/2004  at  08:05 AM  



14. Barb,

    L’Shanah Tovah is an abbreviated version of “L’shanah tovah tikatev v’taihatem” (May you be inscribed and sealed for a good year).

    

    Posted by The Skipper       09/16/2004  at  09:05 AM  



15. Compared to Vilmar, COMPARED to Vilmar!! LOL

    Posted by Jaguar       09/16/2004  at  10:09 AM  

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