A BRDWAY MUSICAL FOR BMEWS COURTESY OF RICHARD LITTLEJOHN

 

1. I love, love, love the original The Producers - one of my all time favs. But my parents raised me on Summer stock and musicals - back before they had a gay connotation.

   Posted by wardmama4       11/19/2011  at  09:06 PM  



2. What’s that about a Gay connotation?
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   IN GAY NAVY (a Parody of The Village People’s “In The Navy")

   Where can you find pleasure
   Of gay or lesbian measure
   With sex aids or technology
   Where can you begin to
   Make your creams all come true
   In the air, on land, or sea
   Where can you unzip fly
   Play gay sports or muff dive
   Study sodomography
   Masturbate with big band
   Even in the grandstand
   Where both sides of the same team meet

   In Gay Navy
   There is no more DADT
   In Gay Navy
   Declare your G L B or T
   In Gay Navy
   They have support from F.A.G.
   In Gay Navy, In Gay Navy
   In Gay Navy
   Can’t you see we need your hand
   In Gay Navy
   Come on and flaunt your member, man!
   In Gay Navy
   Come on and lead them from behind
   In Gay Navy, In Gay Navy,
   In Gay Navy, In Gay Navy!

   They want you! They want you!
   They want you as a Gay Recruit!

   Let us thank Обама
   Not your Hetero Mama
   Let this celebration last
   Just do not come late
   There is no need to wait
   Let’s keep all the straights aghast
   You are truly so young
   But since you’re surely well hung
   Put that tool to work so fast
   Shove it in and then out
   They won’t care if they shout
   In the mouth or in the Vast....

   In Gay Navy
   There is no more DADT
   In Gay Navy
   Declare your G L B or T
   In Gay Navy
   Elena Kagan screams with Glee!
   In Gay Navy, In Gay Navy
   In Gay Navy
   Come on and do not be a wank!
   In Gay Navy
   It’s time to shag like Barney Frank!
   In Gay Navy
   Come on and lead them from behind
   In Gay Navy, In Gay Navy,
   In Gay Navy, In Gay Navy!

   They want you! They want you!
   They want you as a Gay Recruit!
   Who me?
   They want you! They want you!
   They want you as a Gay Recruit!
   But but but I’m afraid of homos
   Hey hey look
   I even get sick with lesbos on TV!
   They want you, They want you
   In Gay Navy
   Oh my goodness!
   What will I do on a submarine?
   Go down?
   They want you, They want you
   In Gay Navy

   --
   And this...is the mild version!

   Posted by Macker       11/19/2011  at  09:44 PM  

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