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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 08/24/2004 at 02:01 PM   
 
  1. As a resident of San Antonio, I vote HELL YESS!!!

    Posted by MAJ Mike    United States   08/24/2004  at  02:14 PM  

  2. Texas may have a problem as the rest of us from the other states will be heading there.  We don’t want to live under the control of Comrade Kerry either.

    Posted by Bob    United States   08/24/2004  at  02:59 PM  

  3. Yeehaw! The Republic of Texas.. could not happen soon enough.

    Posted by Roy    United States   08/24/2004  at  03:26 PM  

  4. As a resident of Oklahoma, I wish we had the laws in the book to do it as well. A Kerry fan in Oklahoma is as rare as an ice cube in the Sahara.
    Guess I’ll be packing my bags.....lol

    Posted by RightWingOkie    United States   08/24/2004  at  03:29 PM  

  5. I’m jealous, damn lucky Texans. I hope when they do it, some of them will come to Florida and help us toss out the Moonbats and Yankees. I hear tell it’ll only take a Ranger or two.

    Once that happens I’m sure the other Gulf states will see the light and come on board. Then we can call it the Gulf of Texas Republic. If the Mexicans don’t like it we’ll whoop the butts too.

    I know once we get rid of Southeast Florida (Palm Beach County for the geographicly challanged) we would make a strategic addition for them. After all we are the other half of NASA. Give them a Navy too…

    Posted by Ric Brandt    United States   08/24/2004  at  03:59 PM  

  6. Y’all think I could slide in iffen you secede?  USArmy vet, RVN 69-71, will bring lovely wife, can get along w/anyone who doesn’t tell me how to live.  Wish I had Kim DT as a reference, but I live where there are 4 seasons and I like it now.
    Kerry wins - be movin’ out....

    Posted by Larry    United States   08/24/2004  at  04:18 PM  

  7. Where do I apply for Texas citizenship?

    Posted by Joe    United States   08/24/2004  at  04:19 PM  

  8. Two of my three sons (no I don’t look like Fred McMurrey) were born in Tx.  Does that give me an exemption to get back into the good graces of that fair state?

    Posted by Guy S.    United States   08/24/2004  at  04:44 PM  

  9. I would like the opportunity to hereby nominate North Carolina as “East Texas Extension” based on the following:

    1.  We make great BBQ.

    2.  Ever knew a true North Carolinian that couldn’t use a 12-guage?  Didn’t think so.

    3.  We have all of the above, crammed into a smaller area.

    4.  Fort Bragg.  Reco’nize.

    5.  We haven’t voted for a Democrat since Carter - the last time Texas voted for a Democrat.

    6.  We’re willing and eager to deport John Edwards to Alaska, if necessary.  We believe that his speeches will make global warming speed up, thereby making oil exploration and hunting in Alaska that much easier.

    7.  Did I mention the BBQ?

    Posted by 5minutes    United States   08/24/2004  at  06:24 PM  

  10. 5minutes, you got my vote!

    Posted by Vilmar    United States   08/24/2004  at  07:35 PM  

  11. Have a brother in Houston- I’m sure he’d let me bunk in if necessary..........then again, maybe not- I think he’s a Dummycrat........aaaarrrrgggghhhh

    Posted by Dottie    United States   08/24/2004  at  09:13 PM  

  12. Hey, RightWingOkie! Bring Toby Keith with ya’ll when you come on down. You can hole up with us in The Big D.

    Posted by Kevin    United States   08/25/2004  at  12:02 AM  

  13. As a 5th. generation native,where do I start?
    The first route of entry to be closed,will be the Oklahoma border,myself and a couple of friends will handle this.(RightwingOkie-that’s a joke,as a child I went to Durant every year for Christmas).

    RicBrandt-don’t worry,the first action of The Army of God’s Republic,will be to secure all the nice SCUBA diving spots in FLA.Go to clear water,& hold your regulator above your head-you will receive citizenship.

    Larry-anyone who honorably served is welcome,bring your papers to ensure entry.Start thinking in one and a half season terms,as 4 is not to be experienced here.

    Guy s.-if the conceiving occured in TX,you should have no problem.

    5minutes-Isn’t that pork when you say BBQ?Depending on region,a mustard based sauce?
    If you expect to have a chance at the border,you need to learn the phrase, “brisket with a tomato based sauce”.(My long ago ancestors come from N.C.,I’m joking)

    All in the interest of humor,no offense intended to anyone.Hell,if it was up to me,any patriotic,gun-toting,anti-socialistic proud American,following the example of the Revolutionary War “Minutemen”,gets in the express lane at the border.

    Posted by mike    United States   08/25/2004  at  04:30 AM  

  14. Numerous friends in texas who have seen this and would welcome me with open arms.. I love Colorado but would move there in less than a heart beat if I had to.

    Posted by kent collins    United States   08/25/2004  at  06:15 AM  

  15. Guys, don’t forget, we in South Carolina aren’t technalchally in the Union, I think it’s time to point that out to some people, so as someone in the country of South Carolina, I would like to call apon our leaders to make a free-trade pact with the country of Texas.

    Posted by Matt Jordan    United States   08/25/2004  at  07:28 AM  

  16. Yeah - the eastern third of NC uses a mustard and vinegar-based sauce on pork.  The western third uses a tomato-based sauce, usually on pork.  Here in the more edumikated Piedmont region, we take the best of both worlds and throw it on anything.

    Mr. Jordan - any chance of the Carolinas re-uniting as the sovereign nation of East Texas Extension?  Heck, since most of the South thinks Kerry’s a weener anyway, we could probably extend Texas all the way from Texas to Virginia.

    Which means we could conquer Florida in about a day and a half.

    Posted by 5minutes    United States   08/25/2004  at  08:58 AM  

  17. Yo! - Mike
    I’d like to pre-qualify for entrance.  My resume:
    1) Have my own firearms (various makes, types and calibers) and ammo.
    2) US Army Expert / Instructor (resigned my commission when the arkansas dick took up residence in the CIC’s chair… couldn’t live up to my oath to obey (the dicks’) orders)
    3) Gainfully employed by one of the above mentioned employers
    4) More’n a little familiar with Houston - been ‘ere enough to get around without asking directions.  I’d just move on in down the road a’piece.
    5) Far as I’m concerned, Texas should also just annex Oklahoma - Fort Sill would go just fine with the rest of the true America. (And most Okies, truth be told, would associate better with Texas than MassoftwoShits)

    Although I WOULD like to be here in Pennsylvania if fuckface decided to try to take aways peoples’ firearms.  That’d be fun.  There are more registered hunters in this state than members of all the active armed forces combined.

    So, where do I apply for my Texas citizenship?

    Posted by T    United States   08/25/2004  at  09:54 AM  

  18. As a Texan, I say we open our Borders to repectable people to join our Great State. To apply, you must have the following ID and pass the following tests:
    IDs:
    - VWRC ID card (NRA Lifetime Memmber card is an exceptable substitute)
    - Voters Card with REPUBLICAN stamped on it
    - Birth Certificate (To prove you are NOT French)

    Tests:
    - Pistol Qualification at 15 yrds
    - Rifle Qualification at 100 yrds
    - Written Test on the Constitution and the Declaration of the US
    - Grilling of Steaks and Ribs Test (if you can’t grill, don’t show up)
    - Salsa Dip Test (the Hotter, the greater the points - minimum points to pass is 3)

    If you show up at the Border driving a Volvo, Any French Car or a Environmentally Safe car you will be told to turn around (and laughed at).

    If you think animals, bugs or birds are more important than humans, you ass will be kicked, then you will be told to turn around.

    If you can pass these tests and have the right IDs - Welcome to Texas, Glad to have Ya!

    Mr Minority

    Posted by Mr Minority    United States   08/25/2004  at  11:24 AM  

  19. Actually, this is not technically correct.  We do not have the right to secede under the Annexation Treaty.  There were, however, two specific and unique rights granted to Texas in the State charter.  Those rights are:

    1) Texas may, at any time, split into up to five States.  There has never been any particular advantage in this, however.  While it would generate eight more U.S. Senate seats, there would be no effective change in the number of House seats, and Texas house votes are traditionally a very conservative bloc.  (Sheila Jackson Lee and her ilk are exceptions, unfortunately; we’re trying our damndest to get rid of her, but she keeps gerry-mandering her district.  It curretnly looks like a cross between a starfish and a fern.)

    2) Texas may fly the State flag at the same height as the national ensign, if they are flown on seperate poles.  This is in deference to the fact that Texas was a duly-constituted independent nation prior to voting for Annexation.

    I’m not sure where the right-to-secession myth got started, but I hear it from people here in Houston occasionally.  I’ve lived here all my life, (with the exception of military time), and my father is a retired Texas and American history teacher.  I’d never heard the secession thing until about 15 years ago.  Probably indicative of the declining state of public education, if I had to guess.

    Posted by Apathy Curve    United States   08/25/2004  at  01:34 PM  

  20. T-I’ll give you my stamp of approval.

    Posted by mike    United States   08/25/2004  at  02:06 PM  

  21. Ladies and Gentlemen -
    I thank ‘ye kindly.  And as for driving a Volvo - I wouldn’t bury a body in a Volvo.  What a piece of shit.

    Posted by T    United States   08/25/2004  at  05:18 PM  

  22. I love this comment:
    “If you think animals, bugs or birds are more important than humans, you ass will be kicked”.

    Can i use it?

    Posted by john    United States   08/27/2004  at  09:55 AM  

  23. Wow, I see patriotism is alive and well in the old Confederacy.

    Posted by pch    Netherlands   09/02/2004  at  01:47 PM  

  24. How many nukes has Texas got?

    Whoops - there goes San Antonio.  Whoops - there goes Houston.  What’s that - you want to join up again?

    Posted by Phoenician in a time of Romans    New Zealand (Aotearoa)   09/02/2004  at  06:08 PM  

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