Cowardly Revision

Memphis Quickly Changes Parks Named After Civil War Heroes

It never happened! We always hated those guys! Racists!!

The Memphis City Council on Monday voted to change the name of the city’s Confederate Park [and] two other parks that honor notable members of the Confederacy.

...  the council voted 9-0 to pass a resolution renaming Confederate Park and Jefferson Davis Park, located in downtown Memphis and Nathan Bedford Forrest Park, which is located a few miles away. Three council members abstained from voting.

The idea for the resolution to change the name of all three parks emerged Monday morning, after council members learned of a state House bill that would prevent parks named after historical military figures from being renamed.
The resolution changes the name of Confederate Park to Memphis Park; Jefferson Davis Park to Mississippi River Park; and Nathan Bedford Forrest Park to Health Sciences Park.

The name changes upset those who believe the council is trying to change history by downplaying the significance of the Confederacy’s struggle against Union forces. It was applauded by at least one civil rights activist.

Chickenshits. Perhaps a better idea would be to erect a series of Learning Boards in those unrenamed parks, like the ones you see at nature parks showing you what kind of tree you’re standing under and what plant is giving you that rash on your arm. Show both sides of the story. Let people figure things out for themselves. Yes, it’s complicated. So?

Oh wait. Anything that might mention that secession and the rise of the Confederacy was a push back against excess federal powers would be a criticism against Obama and Statism. Can’t have that. Raaaaacist! Raaaaacist!! It was all about slaves!!!

Arrgh. Ok, I’ve got mixed feelings about the whole prelude to that War. 150 years later it’s tough to see it clearly. On the one hand, what was seen as excessive federal powers in those days would merely be a light hearted jest today, but that doesn’t mean they were wrong to object to it. On the other hand, the South had used the threat of secession for years and years as a club to bend things their way. The North finally called their bluff, and a few years later when they finally got serious about fighting, laid down some serious ass-kicking. On the third hand, it’s always going to boil down to slavery, no matter what peripheral “state’s rights” (states don’t have rights, only powers) may have been involved.

On the fourth hand, I’d like one of those Learning Boards to explain to some benighted people what “2/3 of a person” really meant, since that bit of the Constitution will go under the Root Causes column. OMFG it galls me when I hear some pineapple headed inner-city rabble-rouser getting all uppity about that one. Stuck On Stupid for 9 generations.

Posted by Drew458    United States   on 02/06/2013 at 03:12 PM   
  1. So does being 1/16 STUPID make you Completely Stupid?
    Yes Honey, it surely does.Have a cookie.Now go move that Meth so we can eat later.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   02/06/2013  at  10:44 PM  
  2. Sick at heart Drew. I suppose it was coming though.
    Just a coincidence on the subject of the War of Northern Aggression.
    Every week the local paper (Hampshire Chronicle) includes a couple of very short articles from years past. 200 and 100 and sometimes 150. Today has a brief clip about an anti slave group here, being addressed by an American who tells them that succession was merely a blind. The south started the war to overthrow the Federal govt. and I presume, to take over.
    Which of course was rubbish then as are these cowardly bastards who would deny and desecrate
    what for some are heroes and patriots.
    Just freekin sick at this news.

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   02/07/2013  at  10:49 AM  
  3. And another god damned thing.

    Negroes aren’t going to be any more inclined to love whitey, nor will many become more civilized and less prone to violent behavior. 

    I am happy to be in this country come every MLK day.

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   02/07/2013  at  10:53 AM  
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