Presidents and US currency

So, as the first mulatto black President, Obama is probably worth putting on our currency. Where?


$1 bill. George Washington, first President and leader of the American Revolution.

$5 bill. Abraham Lincoln, first Republican President who pulled our nation through its darkest time.

$10 bill. Alexander Hamilton, Founding Father, first Secretary of the Treasury, and leader of the Constitutional Convention.

$20 bill. Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory” fought the British in New Orleans.

$50 bill. Ulysses S. Grant, Union army general, led the North to victory in the Civil War.

$100 bill. Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist, and leading author of the Constitution.

So, where do we put the first mulatto black President?

Food stamps! Finally! Someone we can put on food stamps. (or SNAP cards)
Obama’s policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an “honor” he richly deserves.

based on an email from a friend who shall remain anonymous

Posted by Christopher    United States   on 02/05/2013 at 03:53 AM   
  1. I’ve gotten that email too - I’m glad that finally America has reached the point where people can make fun of the big o publicly. It was about time.
    You should check out the photoshops of his ‘skeet shooting’ picture. They are funny.

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   02/05/2013  at  12:44 PM  
  2. Now that you mention it, I’ve got some of those. I should post a few.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   02/05/2013  at  02:07 PM  
  3. How about the new Platinum coin worth a trillion,that seems fair considering what it will be worth in 4 more years of this “AWESOME” growth we are having. I always wanted to visit Zimbabwe and see what a wheelbarrel of money looks like.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   02/05/2013  at  10:13 PM  
  4. BTW, the proper term is “Captain Oreo”

    Posted by Rich K    United States   02/05/2013  at  10:15 PM  
  5. There is no, I repeat, no truth to the rumor that the ink on Food Stamps causes Sickle Cell.

    Posted by Col. Bat Guano    United States   02/05/2013  at  10:25 PM  
  6. How about printing his image on toilet paper? then the skid marks wont show up! not sure he is good enough tho!

    Posted by Chris Edwards    Canada   02/06/2013  at  12:10 AM  
  7. That will work as long as you use the brown side Chris but with him there is the white side showing all the shitty things too.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   02/06/2013  at  04:08 AM  
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