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There’s the gal who leads a life of danger.
To everyone she meets she stays a stranger.
With every move she makes, another chance she takes.
Odds are she won’t live to run in ‘16.

Secret agent Hill
Secret agent Hill
They’ve given you a number,
and taken away your pantsuit.

this started to surface the day before yesterday ...

Clinton Injured, US Navy Seal Killed In Secret US Mission To Iran

A new Foreign Military Intelligence (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today is saying that United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was injured, and a top US Navy Seal Commander killed when their C-12 Huron military passenger and transport aircraft crash landed nearly 3 weeks ago in the Iranian city of Ahvaz near the Iraqi border.

Iranian intelligence agents quoted in this GRU report confirm that the C-12 Huron aircraft is still in their possession in Ahvaz, but will only admit that the plane was “forced to land because of technical problems”.

The US Navy Seal member reported killed in this bizarre incident, this report says, was iulencedentified as Commander Job W. Price [photo 3rd right] who as a leader of this highly specialized American Special Forces unit protects high-ranking diplomats traveling in Middle Eastern and Asian combat zones.

Upon the C-12 Huron landing at Ahwaz, however, this report says it encountered “extreme turbulence” causing it to leave the runway where its main landing gear then collapsed causing it to crash.

Within seconds of the C-12 Huron crashing, this report continues, Iranian emergency and security personal responded freeing the victims, including Secretary Clinton who was reportedly unconscious and “bleeding profusely.”

After emergency aid was given, GRU agents stationed in Iran state that another US military flight was dispatched from Bahrain to Ahwaz which evacuated all of those wounded and killed in the crash including Secretary Clinton.

Strangely to note, this report says, is that in the aftermath of this crash, Iran’s main oil company announced today that they were buying the Ahwaz airport with the intention of moving it because, they say, oil was discovered beneath it.

Riight, because Iran is so bloody hard up for new places to dig oil wells that they have to scratch one of their few airports. Uh. Huh. Wanna bet this place gets plowed flat by the weekend, but the drill rigs don’t arrive for a year or so?

Oh, and I wonder if the Farsi way to spell “extreme turbulence” is M A N P A D S?

Oops ... maybe I shouldn’t be joking around about this ...

A startling Foreign Military Intelligence (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Obama was informed by White House medical personal shortly after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s return to the United States that her health prognosis was “grim” as her likelihood of survival was “diminishing by the hour.”

Ordinarily, I’d say that if it was published in Pravda it must be true. But this was from a GRU report. You remember those guys. Like the KGB, only nastier. No reason they’d ever disseminate false information about the West. Nyet!
h/t to Da Bro

Posted by Drew458    United States   on 01/02/2013 at 07:17 PM   
  1. Slow on this one.  Reports are mixed here.  The timing and general lack of detailed information need to be carefully sorted out.

    Known:  The plane landed at Ahvaz/Ahwaz airport in Iran near the Iraqi (?!?) border about two or three weeks ago.  Hillary Clinton was last seen in public about the same time.

    The Iranians have had little to say about the incident other than that the plane was in trouble so they allowed it to land in accordance with international law.  They went on to say that 3 unnamed people were aboard and that all 3 left Iran.  The last info from the Iranians was that spare parts for the plane arrived (what happened to the embargo?), the plane was fixed and it has recently departed from Iran.

    Ahvaz - Washington Post

    I’ve found articles similar to the WaPo article from other sources.  Note, the WaPo article does state that the plane in question was a Dassault Falcon 900, not a C12 Huron (military designation for a Beech King Air).  It does not state the nationality of the passengers.

    The timing and the tight lipped Iranian spokesman provide some intriguing possibilities.  There is nothing in the known facts to contradict that the Hildebeast was aboard the plane.  Also interesting is why a minor forced landing of a small, common, business plane (Falcon or King Air) should make the international news.

    I have no trouble believing that Hillary and Obama are getting set to sell us out.  What I don’t have is much hard information.  Lots of intriguing possibilities here, but damn little hard evidence.

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   01/03/2013  at  12:11 AM  
  2. Neither do I. But I’ll betcha the mad mullahs already have the bomb, and Obazhango is cutting a deal with them by offering up Israel to save his sorry ass.

    I have no trust in this lying sack of shit or any member of his royal court. And I have less faith than I have trust that he will do anything to protect American interests. Protect his own interests, and his money pals, now that’s a different story.

    And ... wouldn’t it just suit him fine, and be a HUGE CYA for a possible Mooch run in 2016, if the Hildabeast could somehow become a martyr to the cause. Forward!!

    Posted by Drew458    United States   01/03/2013  at  02:38 AM  
  3. You Fucker, stop getting my hopes up like that,GEEZ!

    Posted by Rich K    United States   01/03/2013  at  08:04 AM  
  4. She’s in recovery from a clot (right) and so now we get 4 fucking years of “poor ol Hillary” shit shoved down our throats so she looks good in 2016.
    In other news worthy of posting; Hugo is a goner,if not sooner then just a few days from now,Bwahahahaha.He relied on Cuban health care,HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    cheese  cheese  cheese  cheese  LOL  LOL

    Posted by Rich K    United States   01/03/2013  at  08:10 AM  
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