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Is there even such a thing as kosher ham?



Posted by Christopher    United States   on 12/07/2012 at 01:34 PM   
 
  1. Perfect!  LOL

    Posted by cmblake6    United States   12/07/2012  at  01:40 PM  
  2. The definition of Kosher Ham is a non Jewish comedian.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   12/07/2012  at  02:12 PM  
  3. Flat nosed beef perhaps? big surprise

    Posted by Col. Bat Guano    United States   12/07/2012  at  08:17 PM  
  4. Rich, No. Kosher Ham could easily be Jackie Mason. Who is Jewish.

    Milton Berle was a ham, also Jewish.

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   12/08/2012  at  07:52 AM  
  5. In Yiddish, there’s a phrase:

    Goyishe nachas.

    (Nachas is pronounced with a soft “ch”.  I suspect that it is physically impossible for a non Jew to properly pronounce Yiddish words, so don’t worry too much if you can’t get it right.)

    A rough translation is “That which brings pleasure to a gentile.”

    Yiddish tends to pack a lot of meaning into a very few words and each meaning has overtones that just don’t translate very well.

    Happy Chanuka and Merry Christmas y’all.

    Doc

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   12/08/2012  at  02:57 PM  
  6. “Yes Kosher Ham actually DOES exist.

    You wouldn’t think it should.  It really shouldn’t.  But *all* that
    kosher /really/ means is that a rabbi has said a few blessings over the
    facilities in which the product was produced.  It has nothing to do with
    clean and unclean meats or anything else.

    Pretty dumb, IMO.  I don’t think very many people (Jew or not, observant
    or not) actually use it this way, and most stores that have a “kosher
    section” do strictly obey the /actual/ Biblical rules instead of the
    made-up Pharisaical ones.  But the true meaning of Kosher has nothing to
    do with pork products or anything else.”

    A comment put in for new member Friar Bob, before I registered him. Welcome aboard Friar Bob!

    Posted by Drew458    United States   12/08/2012  at  05:55 PM  
  7. Isn’t Kosher Ham something the Israelis put on a bus to send the Mohammedan who blows himself (and the bus) up?
    Why yes! Yes it is!

    Posted by Macker    United States   12/09/2012  at  02:32 PM  
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