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Some jokes just aren’t that funny because they’re too real ...

A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a boat rowing towards California.

The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “We are invading the United States of America!”

Much laughter…. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, “Just the four of you?”

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, “No, we’re the last four. The rest are already there!”

Posted by Drew458    United States   on 11/29/2012 at 01:47 PM   
  1. Well, that one went uot to “Everyone” on my mail list,Thanks Drewski.


    Posted by Rich K    United States   11/29/2012  at  07:34 PM  
  2. Ignore my dyslexia ,its a thing.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   11/29/2012  at  07:35 PM  
  3. BTW, do you and Peiper ever confab on stories because swear I just saw this lower down on the page ?( yes I saw this first so sue Me)

    Posted by Rich K    United States   11/29/2012  at  08:03 PM  
  4. Rich .... What happened was I pre-posted it a day ahead but neglected to inform Drew.
    Knowing how busy he was, I didn;t think he’d even post that day. He has a lot going and so frankly do I. I should have written to him but there’s so much going on I’d be writing to him more than I would posting. hatever, no real harm done. Wouldn’t you agree?

    Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   11/30/2012  at  12:18 AM  
  5. Or, you could have said that great minds think alike and made it seem like a magical and yet obvious coincidence. Potato/potato.

    Posted by Rich K    United States   11/30/2012  at  03:58 AM  
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