H/T New Jersey Yank who sent this, among other things.
The joke prompted me to look for a cartoon to go with it and darn if I didn’t find one quick.
Here’s the gag. (hmmm. just thought about. Taint funny )
A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “We are invading the United States of America!”
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, “Just the four of you?”
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, “No, we’re the last four. The rest are already there!”
When Hubert Humphrey was running for President, and one evening he was on the news with an old grizzled Indian Chief from out West somewhere. The Chief was talking with Hubert about his life, and one of the things the old Chief said was: “Be careful with your immigration policy. We got careless with ours!”
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